Posted on 05/27/2017 5:37:00 AM PDT by NOBO2012
Yesterday marked the official start of the holiday. Ours too of course, but I’m talking about Ramadan, the Muslims most holy holiday. It began at 6:00 PM.
To celebrate we grilled up some succulent BBQ pork ribs,
smothered in delicious Montgomery Inn Barbecue Sauce.
(Which I used to have no problem finding around here until Kroger bought out our local gourmet grocery store and they stopped carrying it. So if anyone lives near Montgomery, OH…I need more sauce!) And we washed it all down with lots of good old American beer.
Mmmm-mmmm-mmm!
Get your ramadamadingdong on!
This holiday greeting was brought to you by the The National Pork Producers Council
Posted from: MOTUS A.D.
Time to get the HFCS out of BBQ Sauce...
The fasting is rather a farce....you don’t eat all day and you pig out at dinner time. And there are all kinds of excuses to get out of the fasting.
Ya sleep all day and ya eat all night. That’s what’s called the Ramadamadingdong.
We marked the occasion with a delicious pork roast.
**Who put the RAMA in Ramadamadingdong?*
Answer: This Georgia Gal;)
A judge was interviewing a Georgia woman regarding her pending divorce and asks, “What are the grounds for your divorce?”
“About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.”
“No,” he said, “I mean what is the foundation of this case?”
“It is made of concrete, brick, and mortar,” she responded.
“I mean,” he continued, “what are your relations like?”
“I have an aunt and uncle and 12 cousins living here in town, as well as my husband’s parents.”
The judge took a deep breath and asked, “Do you have a real grudge?”
“No, we have a two-car carport and have never really needed one cuz we don’t have a car.”
“Please,” he tried again, “is there any infidelity in your marriage?”
“Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don’t necessarily like the music - all that hip hop and rap trap -but we can’t seem to do anything about it.”
“Ma’am, does your husband ever beat you up?”
“Yes, he gets up every morning before I do and makes the coffee.”
The judge asked, “Is your husband a nagger?”
“Oh, hell no, he’s as white as you and me!”
Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, “Lady, why in hell do you want a divorce?
“Oh, I don’t want a divorce,” she replied. “I’ve never wanted a divorce, my husband does. The damn fool says he can’t communicate with me.
“....And there are all kinds of excuses to get out of the fasting.”....
You a Muzzie?
Many years ago, I came to work on our construction site one day at the start of Ramdamadingdong and found the little muslim clerk we hired putting up newspaper on all the windows in the office trailer. I asked him: “WTF do you think you are you doing??!!!!”
He said: “It’s the start of Ramadan and if we put newspaper up on the windows, allah can’t see here in so we don’t have to fast.”
I told him: “Take it down and we ain’t fasting. If his little piss-ant god has a problem with that, he can go F himself.” He couldn’t believe it. At lunch, he went out into one of the storage buildings, closed the door and ate his nasty little green onions that gave him bad breath. The rest of us ate our regular American male, man-sized lunch.
That was the first exposure I had with muslims. Right then, I knew they were sick in the head. My first impression was right.
LOL Before your name was seen at the bottom of this post ....knew it was true:
It had to be YOU :-)
Apology accepted.
Love ya Sod
A Ramadan Carol
(To the tune of “Deck the Halls”)
Fill the floors with lots of victims
(Alla-hu Akbar, akbar, akbar)
'Cause we really need to fix 'em
(Alla-hu Akbar, akbar, akbar)
Don we now our Muslim head gear
(Alla-hu, Alla-hu, Ah-akbar)
Shoot the bloody kafirs dead here
(Alla-hu Akbar, akbar, akbar)
Kill the queers with guns and roof drops
(Alla-hu Akbar, akbar, akbar)
Spill their beers and hear those gun pops
(All-ahu Akbar, akbar, akbar)
’Cause Mohammed said to do it
(Alla-hu, Alla-hu, Ah-akbar)
Watch Obama misconstrue it
(Alla-hu Akbar, akbar, akbar)
Death to all who doubt our prophet
(Alla-hu Akbar, akbar, akbar)
Take a bomb to work and drop it
(Alla-hu Akbar, akbar, akbar)
Rape and sell off all their women
Alla-hu, Alla-hu, Ah-akbar)
Leave the streets with blood a-brimmin’
(Alla-hu Akbar, akbar, akbar)
Sorry, liberals. There's only 1 interpretation of Islam — Muhammad's
Pig out at dinner time, go to sleep, then get up at 03h00 to pig out again. Most ‘slimes actually gain weight during ramadan.
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