I've decided to give it all up and spend the rest of my life surfing

[JPJones]

“I’ve decided to pull up stakes and go to Malibu.”

Geez. Take me.

You gotta pool over there...right?

Or a pond.

[castlebrew]

“I’ll take James Comey quotes for $500 please, Alex’

Post of the day...

[gunsequalfreedom]

I shall be a beach bum and will eat nothing but pizza and beer from here on out.

In other news, taxes on pizza and beer are expected to increase ten fold in an attempt to modify beach bum behavior.

[right way right]

Have a party and invite Rammstein.

https://youtu.be/6iaxDxHUWP8

[Paladin2]

Invent some highly functional shark repellant first.

[BAN-ONE]

Congratulations on the new life.

Someday, (when I grow up) I’d like to do that too.

[freefdny]

Via con Dios.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DZ3cLJ7FGq4

[Windflier]

I’ve decided to pull up stakes and go to Malibu.

You must not be from California, or you'd know that all the beaches in Malibu are private these days.

You could rent, I guess, but it's like $100 a square foot per month around those parts. You might try Venice Beach. The folks there are pretty wacko, but it's more affordable.

[blueplum]

Dude, it’s shark season in SoCal. About 20 10footers or bigger hanging out near Long Beach, coming in close 10ft from shore. Wait a few weeks. k?

[warsaw44]

Seriously?

Please keep us posted. Man, I have wanted to chuck New England ‘ good bye ‘ for California for some time now.

But sadly there is no way that is going to happen.

Wish you well but please keep us up to date - you are living the dream.

[ifinnegan]

Here is the article.

http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2006/08/malibu-surf-scene-200608

[Badboo]

So you have to be a priest to have good dreams?

Oops, my bad, I taught you said celebrant....

[Oscar in Batangas]

If this is an opus...

Well, it’s not a very good one.

And besides couldn’t you at least wait until you got your 20-year FreeperPin?

[minnesota_bound]

You must have met a Gidget

[flaglady47]

“And besides couldn’t you at least wait until you got your 20-year FreeperPin?”

Is there such a thing?

[Trillian]

Don't forget the skeet surfin'.

[KC Burke]

Malibu?

You would last about 48 hours in California. You would freak out so fast it would leave a mark across the internet.

We would hear your shrieks in Arizona.

[dfwgator]

Don't forget the skeet surfin'.

[Oscar in Batangas]

I guess we’ll find out in November when the first 20th anniversary class members gestate.

[dr_lew]

But in my dreams, I am ageless...and all the girls love me.
That is why getting older is better than youth.

I feel this, or something like it. It occurs to me that it is a form of hysteria, i.e. reaction, or rebellion against aging. It's all too beautiful.