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I've decided to give it all up and spend the rest of my life surfing

Posted on 05/09/2017 6:32:12 PM PDT by SamAdams76

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To: Vendome
Mine are under 30 too...in my dreams.

But in my dreams, I am ageless...and all the girls love me.

That is why getting older is better than youth.

Dreams.

Dreams are better than youthful reality because in reality your dreams never come true.

But in old age, your dreams are reality. In fact, the only reality you know is your dreams.

Old age is much better than youth.

As a matter of religious faith, I have been celibate for quite a while.

What folks fail to tell you is that being celibate drives your desires into your subconscious.

Ergo, your dreams become filled with romantic delights.

Not lascivious desires, mind you. These are faithful dreams.

But your dreams are filled with romantically-oriented stories which border on the physical.

Try it for a while. It will not disappoint.

41 posted on 05/09/2017 7:02:12 PM PDT by RoosterRedux
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To: t4texas
Junior Brown is one of the all-time greats with his "guit-steel" guitar!

Now let's delve into some Pulp Fiction

42 posted on 05/09/2017 7:03:09 PM PDT by SamAdams76
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To: SamAdams76

Surfing...
A strange And exotic Art.

You are correct to “Hang Ten!”

I would have to get permission.


43 posted on 05/09/2017 7:03:27 PM PDT by Big Red Badger (UNSCANABLE in an IDIOCRACY!)
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To: SamAdams76
Don't forget your sunscreen


44 posted on 05/09/2017 7:04:07 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: SamAdams76

Have fun!


45 posted on 05/09/2017 7:04:12 PM PDT by Lady Heron
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To: SamAdams76
Enjoy!
46 posted on 05/09/2017 7:08:44 PM PDT by Charles Martel (Progressives are the crab grass in the lawn of life.)
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To: RoosterRedux
The visual needs to be enhanced.


47 posted on 05/09/2017 7:14:32 PM PDT by ptsal ( Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - M. Twain)
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To: RoosterRedux

Rather live dangerously...

Life is exciting...


48 posted on 05/09/2017 7:20:00 PM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: SamAdams76

Uh, do you know how to surf now?


49 posted on 05/09/2017 7:20:21 PM PDT by wastoute (Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

A surfing Smurf?

_________________

A Snurfer!


50 posted on 05/09/2017 7:21:37 PM PDT by Chickensoup (Leftists today are speaking as if they plan to commence to commit genocide against conservatives.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

A surfing Smurf?

_________________

A Snurfer!


51 posted on 05/09/2017 7:21:37 PM PDT by Chickensoup (Leftists today are speaking as if they plan to commence to commit genocide against conservatives.)
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To: SamAdams76

Where is that article from?


52 posted on 05/09/2017 7:21:44 PM PDT by ifinnegan (Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
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To: SamAdams76

I already did that, Sam. But I hate beer and pizza. Reality doesn’t suck as much as you think when the alternative makes you vomit.


53 posted on 05/09/2017 7:25:05 PM PDT by Veto! (Opinions freely expressed as advice)
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To: SamAdams76

It’s a great lifestyle. Good luck. Moving to Costa Rica or Nicaragua?


54 posted on 05/09/2017 7:26:10 PM PDT by 38special (For real, y'all.)
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To: SamAdams76

I think I’m only about a year behind you Congratulations!


55 posted on 05/09/2017 7:28:37 PM PDT by WMarshal (President Trump, a president keeping his promises to the American people. It feels like winning.)
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To: SamAdams76

LOL...how many waves do you live close to?

Endless Summer is one of my all time fave movies/soundtracks. Play it at many a gathering.


56 posted on 05/09/2017 7:30:45 PM PDT by Jane Long (Praise God, from whom ALL blessings flow.)
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To: SamAdams76

This is a bizarro world. It does make one want to step off for a while.

Just a few miles from Malibu here, so let me make sure you are ready. Gotcher Hawaiian kukui beads? Gotcher board? Wetsuit? Cannabis card? Lose your usual articulate speech, and clear your brain of everything but the sand, wind, and sea.

You’re getting close. Now put the top down and head through the canyon.


57 posted on 05/09/2017 7:30:47 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: SamAdams76
Seasick Steve - Summertime Boy
58 posted on 05/09/2017 7:30:54 PM PDT by castlebrew (Gun Control means hitting where you're aiming!))
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To: SamAdams76

Tubular, brah.


59 posted on 05/09/2017 7:31:25 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

I agree.


60 posted on 05/09/2017 7:32:42 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("We tend to retreat into cheap moralizing when economic realities become uncomfortable.")
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