But I am VERY sorry that I tried to give you any info!
I've read the other replies and frankly, yes, the ONLY time I have EVER heard of anyone having them ( not that I knew any of these people ), was when someone stayed at a hotel ( NYC hotels had a disastrous bedbug problem a bit ago ) or when they bought something used...clothing, a mattress, a sofa. It's what I've read in newspapers.
You are just very sorry, period.
You certainly sound like the thing you vigorously deny being.