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Turkey Warns Europe [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 19 Mar 2017 | John Semmens

Posted on 03/19/2017 11:45:59 AM PDT by John Semmens

Turkey’s President Recep Tayyip Erdogan warned European governments against moves aimed at resisting Islamization of their countries. “Allah has decreed that all the world belongs to Islam,” he declared. “Acceptance of this reality is the path of peaceful submission to Allah’s will. Efforts to reject this reality will only lead to open warfare and the massacre of the unbelievers.”

Erdogan’s bellicose stance was prompted by the European Union’s decision to allow employers to ban head scarves in their workplaces. “They try to portray it as a safety measure,” Erdogan said. “But the lives that would be saved by such a restriction will be dwarfed by the number of infidels who will be slaughtered because of this affront.”

Erdogan’s first step in retaliation for the “affront” was to instruct Turkey’s Interior Minister Suleyman Soylu to implement an increase in refugees crossing into Europe from Turkey to 15,000 per month. “Let me point out that all of these Muslims will have access to knives, clubs, and stones,” Soylu reminded. “Some will obtain guns. Others will choose to drive vehicles into pedestrians on the streets. It isn’t a question of whether Europe will submit to Islam, but rather when and how they will submit. Will it be peaceful or will it require the deaths of millions before Islam rules all the land?”

In related news, Theodore Chuang, the Maryland judge who stayed President Trump’s Executive Order calling for a temporary halt to immigration from six war-torn Middle Eastern and African countries, is said to be weighing whether to order the Trump Administration to double the number of refugees admitted from these countries to 100,000 per year. “The surest way to thwart the anti-Muslim animus of the current illegitimate President and his deplorable supporters is to flood the country with as many Muslims as we can,” Chuang argued. “Likewise, the surest way to put and end to terrorism is to convert the entire world to Islam. Rather than attempt to carry out a doomed ‘vetting’ scheme, the smarter policy is to remove the need for jihad.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2017/03/18/ny-dems-propose-memory-hole-legislation/


TOPICS: Government; Politics; Religion; Travel
KEYWORDS: islam; jihad; migration; satire

1 posted on 03/19/2017 11:45:59 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Turkey and North Korea ,LOL


2 posted on 03/19/2017 11:52:04 AM PDT by butlerweave
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To: John Semmens

Excellent, John, keep up the good work.


3 posted on 03/19/2017 11:59:46 AM PDT by Navy Patriot (America returns to the Rule of Law)
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To: John Semmens

xlnt, as always


4 posted on 03/19/2017 12:03:14 PM PDT by morphing libertarian
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To: butlerweave

OK, here’s the deal, Russia, take Turkey, China take NK. Done.


5 posted on 03/19/2017 12:11:58 PM PDT by Bringbackthedraft (Again it disapeared? Damn cursor is in cahoots with the tag line.)
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To: John Semmens

Turkey’s President Recep Tayyip Erdogan warned European governments against moves aimed at resisting Islamization of their countries. “Allah has decreed that all the world belongs to Islam,” he declared. ....First thing he(Erdogan) better do is to get over this crazy idea. How can you talk sense to somebody like this?


6 posted on 03/19/2017 12:18:04 PM PDT by oldtech
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“You think that we are coming here as foreigners, but we believe that we are at home here and maybe you are the foreigners. We will make those laws that suit us, whether you like it or not, and any attempts to change that will lead to spilled blood. There will be a second dead sea here and we will drown the city in blood.”

“Those were not the words of some back alley preacher, but of noted Moscow lawyer Dagir Khasavov.”

Excerpted from frontpagemag.com. This is a semi-satire thread but remember that truth is always stranger than fiction. Especially when it involves Muslims.


7 posted on 03/19/2017 12:56:00 PM PDT by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam. Buy ammo.")
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To: John Semmens

>“Allah has decreed that all the world belongs to Islam<

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The WEST must be blind and dumb not to realize that this is an open threat.
And America keeps on inviting these barbarians which means that the Feds are not interested in preserving the national security of the American citizen.


8 posted on 03/19/2017 1:07:10 PM PDT by 353FMG (AMERICA FIRST.)
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9 posted on 03/19/2017 1:49:14 PM PDT by CMB_polarization
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There is nothing satirical about Turkey and its pronouncements. The West continues to underestimate the danger that Islam poses.
One of the two will not survive if the other one does.


10 posted on 03/19/2017 1:50:06 PM PDT by 353FMG (AMERICA FIRST.)
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European nationalists ought to don white capes emblazoned with a Red Cross and retake Constantinople. Then convert the remaining Turks to Christ.
11 posted on 03/19/2017 4:01:05 PM PDT by LoneRangerMassachusetts (Behind enemy lines)
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