[SaveFerris]

Well, hey, I haven't been able to afford the thin mints and peanut butter ones for awhile now.

[Davy Crocket]

Well, hey, I haven’t been able to afford the thin mints and peanut butter ones for awhile now.

I quit buying their cookies after I heard they supported Planned Parenthood.. I used to buy $40.00 worth of the Peanut butter cookies and froze them in the freezer lasted almost all year...

[Oatka]

Back in the '60s the wife and I ran a typesetting shop. Our first kid had just been born and we were bedeviled by salesmen knocking on our door hawking all kinds of crap.

In desperation, I made up a sign using 8 1/2 x 11 yellow proof paper and used the words on the sign below (sign wasn't out in those days).

Of a sudden, friends stopped visiting us. They saw the yellow paper on the door and thought we were quarantined.

This one would probably get you sued by some snowflake.