Hahaha...that is true. If she says that, I have to accept I probably am being a jerk!
She also says, when she gives me “The Look”, that: “You have to sleep sometime.”
Very calmly (shudder)
You have to sleep sometime.
I actually had a girlfriend say that to me. Then she mentioned something about rolling me up in the bed sheet and beating me with a cricket bat (we were in England at the time).
LOL!