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To: rlmorel

“You have to sleep sometime.”

I actually had a girlfriend say that to me. Then she mentioned something about rolling me up in the bed sheet and beating me with a cricket bat (we were in England at the time).


127 posted on 12/28/2016 12:53:48 PM PST by PLMerite (Lord, let me die fighting lions. Amen.)
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To: PLMerite

I don’t know why, but that made me LOL...

A “cricket bat”. I know, not funny, but...something hit my funny bone there. I suppose that makes me somehow a bad person for laughing at the concept of spousal abuse!


131 posted on 12/28/2016 12:55:39 PM PST by rlmorel (Orwell described Liberals when he wrote of those who "repudiate morality while laying claim to it.")
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To: PLMerite
"...rolling me up in the bed sheet and beating me..."

I never knew women knew about "blanket parties"!

140 posted on 12/28/2016 1:01:24 PM PST by rlmorel (Orwell described Liberals when he wrote of those who "repudiate morality while laying claim to it.")
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To: PLMerite; rlmorel

Having been dead, I’m already on borrowed time. The prospect of expiring no longer disturbs me.


145 posted on 12/28/2016 1:10:06 PM PST by ctdonath2 ("If anyone will not listen to your words, shake the dust from your feet and leave them." - Jesus)
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