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Moronic Florida Woman Opens Fire On Guests For Dumbest Reason Ever
bearingarms.com ^ | Nov. 23, 2016 | Bob Owens

Posted on 11/23/2016 3:30:28 PM PST by PROCON


A Florida woman was arrested Monday after she opened fire on her house guests, whom she believed had overstayed their welcome, deputies said.

Alana Savell, 32, was booked into a panhandle jail on a charge of aggravated battery with a firearm.

Savell told deputies that the woman and her friend had come over to hang out, began drinking and were “getting too loud.” Savell said she didn’t want them in her house anymore, so she started shooting at their feet.

That sounds sane and reasonable… says no one ever.

Investigators said Savell’s boyfriend told them he has instructed her that “once someone is told to leave their property three times, she is to go get the gun and shoot it at the ground. If that does not work, she is to shoot people in the leg.”

Oh, but it gets better. The idiotic boyfriend who gave her this patently illegal advice was the immediate recipient of karmic justice, as he managed to catch one of Savell’s bullets.

The woman was taken to a Panama City-area hospital to be treated for a gunshot wound.

Police said Savell’s boyfriend was also shot in the leg.

It’s fortunate that she didn’t shoot him in the buttocks, as the brain damage would have been fatal.

I shouldn’t have to say this, but I’m going to do so anyway: firearms are not toys. Firearms are not warnings, or alarms, or celebratory items. They are deadly force weapons, and are to be used responsibly, or not at all. If you cannot wrap your mind around the fact that it is patently illegal to point a gun at another human being just because you find them annoying, then you are too stupid to own a gun. Period.


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To: PROCON

Sarcasm? Moronic? How else do you get unwelcome guests to leave?


61 posted on 11/23/2016 4:28:57 PM PST by HotKat (Politicians are like diapers; they need to be changed often and for the same reason. Mark Twain)
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To: Tax-chick
Is oldest daughter still a Coastie?

She joining you tomorrow?

62 posted on 11/23/2016 4:34:16 PM PST by PROCON (Onto the Great American Rebirth!)
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To: PROCON

Yes, she’s going on eight years in the CG. She won’t be joining us, but her brother is going out to Seattle (on his own dime!) to spend Christmas with her. We hope she will come back East for college if she decides not to sign up for another 4 years.


63 posted on 11/23/2016 4:36:06 PM PST by Tax-chick ("You don't get to be an old drunk by doing stupid things with guns."~Harmless Teddy Bear)
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To: PROCON
Reminds me of Yosemite Sam!
64 posted on 11/23/2016 4:43:33 PM PST by jonatron (Land of the Free, Home of the Brave)
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To: Tax-chick

HA, the Seattle rain that I grew up in may make her come back East before you know it!


65 posted on 11/23/2016 4:44:44 PM PST by PROCON (Onto the Great American Rebirth!)
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To: ichabod1

That’s funny!!!!

:-D


66 posted on 11/23/2016 4:44:57 PM PST by pax_et_bonum (Never Forget the Seals of Extortion 17 - and God Bless America)
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To: PROCON

She went on vacation to San Jose recently, but said it was too rainy and she should have gone to San Diego. I think the rain will wear her down eventually and she’ll come back to the South.


67 posted on 11/23/2016 4:46:24 PM PST by Tax-chick ("You don't get to be an old drunk by doing stupid things with guns."~Harmless Teddy Bear)
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To: Secret Agent Man

I’m sure that most of us have had house guests that just needed killing.


68 posted on 11/23/2016 5:36:04 PM PST by fella ("As this iiwas before Noah so shall it be again,")
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To: Hot Tabasco
Stop trying to impress folks here with your knowledge of Dutch and start speaking English.............Sheesh!

LOL! I don't speak Dutch but I can understand some of it.

The quote is in Latin and a paraphrase of Cato the Elder's closing statement in all of his speeches in the Roman Senate, "Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam". (Furthermore, I consider that Carthage must be destroyed.)

I initially stuck in 0bama, then switched to HiLlARy. If anyone called the Secret Service on me they could hardly consider a comment in Latin to incite others to violence. I mean, how many people would even bother to look it up.

After the election I switched to our current biggest threat, Islam. I really don't care what they think.

"Ceterum censeo Islam esse delendam."

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

69 posted on 11/23/2016 7:00:17 PM PST by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: Tax-chick

I have a large kitchen knife that qualifies as an assault weapon in the U.K. and at least 3 states.


70 posted on 11/23/2016 7:13:04 PM PST by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: FreedomPoster

I don’t think you’re allowed to cut up food in the UK.


71 posted on 11/23/2016 7:13:49 PM PST by Tax-chick ("You don't get to be an old drunk by doing stupid things with guns."~Harmless Teddy Bear)
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To: PROCON

It’s Florida, so....


72 posted on 11/23/2016 7:31:27 PM PST by TADSLOS (God Bless President-Elect Trump! God Bless the United States of America!)
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To: 4yearlurker
Me!

73 posted on 11/23/2016 7:33:33 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: Tax-chick

It’s like these people are stupid or on drugs or drunk or all of the above.

...

Forget it Jake. It’s Florida.


74 posted on 11/23/2016 7:34:36 PM PST by Moonman62 (Make America Great Again!)
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To: Tax-chick

What does your daughter do in the CG? Seattle was always a tough billet to get. I am former “Puddle Pirate” myself.


75 posted on 11/24/2016 2:48:18 AM PST by bjorn14 (Woe to those who call good evil and evil good. Isaiah 5:20)
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To: PROCON; al baby; Albion Wilde; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JRios1968; ...

Aw, c’mon, Bob Owens! Who here hasn’t shot their significant other in the leg while trying to rid themselves of annoying houseguests?

DANG!


76 posted on 11/24/2016 2:57:16 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Hey, New Delhi! What the hell were you thinking???)
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To: Larry Lucido

I seem to recall certain times in the recent past where the Eastpointe side of 8 mile wasn’t measurably more peaceful than the Detroit side. In fact, i seem to remember a recent past where to get peaceful you had to go north of I696.

Just sayin’

CC


77 posted on 11/24/2016 6:12:11 AM PST by Celtic Conservative (CC: purveyor of cryptic, snarky posts since December, 2000..)
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To: bjorn14

She’s a Gunner’s Mate, doing firearms training and safety, mostly. She has a tiny, expensive apartment on the shore and a dog.


78 posted on 11/24/2016 6:23:32 AM PST by Tax-chick ("You don't get to be an old drunk by doing stupid things with guns."~Harmless Teddy Bear)
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To: Celtic Conservative

I’m in Hazel-tucky. Everyone is pretty well armed. Next door neighbor is a Marine. Keeps his Dodge Charger parked out back (sometimes). Nobody dares mess with it.


79 posted on 11/24/2016 6:35:02 AM PST by Larry Lucido (Carly Simon is so vain, she thinks we think her insipid song is about us.)
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