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Gary Johnson
9/18/16 | DallasBiff

Posted on 09/18/2016 1:48:24 AM PDT by DallasBiff

Gary Johnson is the poorest excuse of a candidate for President. As he is beyond being a total idiot, & his weak brain is fried from all the weed he has smoked over the years! "Aleppo" right? Johnson would not have looked so ignorant or clueless if he had at least said, "oh the Aleppo pine tree?" Even though we know it's a town in Syria, it's also a pine tree, full of sap like Johnson!


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: garyjohnson; weedusage
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To: nfldgirl

Best laugh I’ve had all week, thanks!!!


41 posted on 09/18/2016 7:54:24 AM PDT by Carthego delenda est
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To: cynwoody

Sarkhan City?


42 posted on 09/18/2016 8:12:50 AM PDT by Ken H (Best election ever!)
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To: Carthego delenda est

That’s what I said to my Dad’s notoriously liberal friend when he told it a month or so ago!


43 posted on 09/18/2016 10:11:12 AM PDT by nfldgirl
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To: Ken H
Haidho.

Sarkhan is the fictional country in Southeast Asia, in which the 1958 novel The Ugly American is set. From the Wikipedia:

The novel takes place in a fictional nation called Sarkhan (an imaginary country in Southeast Asia that somewhat resembles Burma or Thailand, but which is meant to allude to Vietnam) and includes several real people, most of whose names have been changed. The book describes the United States's losing struggle against Communism due to the ineptness and bungling of the U.S. diplomatic corps[5] stemming from innate arrogance and their failure to understand the local culture. The book implies that the Communists were successful because they practiced tactics similar to those of protagonist Homer Atkins.[1]

44 posted on 09/18/2016 3:21:52 PM PDT by cynwoody
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To: cynwoody
Haidho.

That was my second guess:)

45 posted on 09/18/2016 3:26:21 PM PDT by Ken H (Best election ever!)
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To: DallasBiff

All of that may be true, but with his haircut he would be prime for a remake of ‘O Brother, Where Art Thou’.

Just needs overalls and some straw.


46 posted on 09/19/2016 5:50:06 AM PDT by Psalm 144 (One party feigns virtue, the other flaunts its corruption. May God reward both as they deserve.)
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