Went to the mess sergeant on my knees...
I said hey mess sergeant will you feed me please...
Son, he said with a big wide grin...
If you want to be Airborne, you gotta be thin...
And, no, I don’t believe a majority of female Millennials in the Marines are pumping so much iron that they’re body weight is represented by muscle mass.
Your evidence being...a cadence?
OK.