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Environmentalist college students in CA marry the ocean. ...And then they consummate their nuptials.
Canada Free Press ^
| 05/29/16
| Robert Laurie
Posted on 05/29/2016 8:06:01 AM PDT by Sean_Anthony
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To: Sean_Anthony
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posted on
05/29/2016 8:38:48 AM PDT
by
PIF
(They came for me and mine ... now it is your turn ...)
To: Sean_Anthony
“All you need is love, love.
Love is all you need.”
And an IQ above room temperature helps out some.
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posted on
05/29/2016 8:40:26 AM PDT
by
urbanpovertylawcenter
(the law and poverty collide in an urban setting and sparks fly)
To: Sean_Anthony
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posted on
05/29/2016 8:44:40 AM PDT
by
Vaquero
( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: Sean_Anthony
A bunch of women. Figures. I've noticed this "...marries their cat, tree, rock, etc..." stuff seems dominated by women.
What will be funny is when they finally develop love-bots and men decide they don't need women anymore. Want to see how quickly a law is passed against marrying non-humans?
For those who don't know, the above is a scene from the movie Serenity where the man is marrying a female robot.
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posted on
05/29/2016 8:48:20 AM PDT
by
Brookhaven
(Hillary Clinton stood next to the coffin of an American soldier and lied to his parents' face)
To: heterosupremacist
Does her food give its consent to be eaten?
Unless she has a consent form signed by every head of lettuce she is a murder. Taking the life of another for her own sustenance.
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posted on
05/29/2016 8:51:16 AM PDT
by
Brookhaven
(Hillary Clinton stood next to the coffin of an American soldier and lied to his parents' face)
To: Brookhaven
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posted on
05/29/2016 8:58:42 AM PDT
by
heterosupremacist
("Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God." Thomas Jefferson)
To: Sean_Anthony
Be careful you don't stick anything in an eel hole. It might be a short marriage.
Womyn, be careful that the things in the ocean don't decide they want to marry you back!
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posted on
05/29/2016 9:10:08 AM PDT
by
Defiant
(Cruz and Kasich are just wings of the GOPe. Ryan is their leader,)
To: Sean_Anthony
Meanwhile in the Atlantic, Mother Nature, disdainful of marriage, was plotting a killer hurricane
divorce will be total come August
28
posted on
05/29/2016 9:15:08 AM PDT
by
bert
((K.E.; N.P.; GOPc;+12, 73, ....Opabinia can teach us a lot)
To: heterosupremacist
Sometimes you have to read an article like this several times to make sure it’s not sarcasm or just plain stupidity. I vote the latter. This is why there are warnings on frozen food packages that warn you that the food >WILL BE HOT!< when you remove it from the microwave or oven that’s been cooking it for over an hour at 400F - plus the >ding< and sign saying the light is either on or off when using it to illuminate the counter top.
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posted on
05/29/2016 9:26:46 AM PDT
by
SkyDancer
("They Say That Nobody's Perfect But Yet Here I Am")
To: Sean_Anthony
I want to find another planet to live on. This world (especially the U.S.) has gone completely insane.
To: Sean_Anthony
Every earth day i take a shovel to her and dig a hole. Just to show her who’s boss.
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posted on
05/29/2016 1:34:21 PM PDT
by
cuban leaf
(The US will not survive the obama presidency. The world may not either.)
To: cuban leaf
Piss her off and she may one day spit hot lava out that hole. LOL.
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posted on
05/29/2016 1:37:57 PM PDT
by
going hot
(Happiness is a Momma deuce)
To: Sean_Anthony
I would fully expect the sea to spit some of those skanks back onto the beach.
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posted on
05/29/2016 2:31:09 PM PDT
by
Mike Darancette
(The most vocal supporters of a good con man are the victims.)
To: going hot
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posted on
05/29/2016 3:40:53 PM PDT
by
cuban leaf
(The US will not survive the obama presidency. The world may not either.)
To: cuban leaf
only if you tickle her fancy.
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posted on
05/29/2016 4:28:26 PM PDT
by
going hot
(Happiness is a Momma deuce)
To: Zeneta
well said,,,welll said and in many cases......TRUE
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posted on
05/29/2016 4:36:45 PM PDT
by
VF-51vnv
To: Sean_Anthony
I refuse to marry an ocean until the oceans have the right to marry each other.
To: Sean_Anthony
What if a Sea really fells like it was born an Ocean? ;-)
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posted on
05/29/2016 6:21:00 PM PDT
by
r_barton
(GO TRUMP!!!)
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