Posted on 05/29/2016 8:06:01 AM PDT by Sean_Anthony
Point and laugh at the crazy people.
The age-old stereotype of the tree-hugging hippie has been taken to new heights by students at Santa Monica College. “Hugging” may be fine for beginners, but there’s a new breed of environmentalist nutjob that demands hotter, heavier, action from their Earth-partner. They want to get married, and they want their wedding night to burst with all the raw power and eroticism of a Gustav Klimt drawing.
Yes, you read that right. These students married the Earth ...and then had their way with it.
Married to the Sea: An Ecosexual Wedding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVkxaNfgBco
“All you need is love, love.
Love is all you need.”
And an IQ above room temperature helps out some.
What will be funny is when they finally develop love-bots and men decide they don't need women anymore. Want to see how quickly a law is passed against marrying non-humans?
For those who don't know, the above is a scene from the movie Serenity where the man is marrying a female robot.
Does her food give its consent to be eaten?
Unless she has a consent form signed by every head of lettuce she is a murder. Taking the life of another for her own sustenance.
Ha! good point!
Womyn, be careful that the things in the ocean don't decide they want to marry you back!
Meanwhile in the Atlantic, Mother Nature, disdainful of marriage, was plotting a killer hurricane
divorce will be total come August
Sometimes you have to read an article like this several times to make sure it’s not sarcasm or just plain stupidity. I vote the latter. This is why there are warnings on frozen food packages that warn you that the food >WILL BE HOT!< when you remove it from the microwave or oven that’s been cooking it for over an hour at 400F - plus the >ding< and sign saying the light is either on or off when using it to illuminate the counter top.
I want to find another planet to live on. This world (especially the U.S.) has gone completely insane.
Every earth day i take a shovel to her and dig a hole. Just to show her who’s boss.
Piss her off and she may one day spit hot lava out that hole. LOL.
I would fully expect the sea to spit some of those skanks back onto the beach.
Im hopin’ for crude...
only if you tickle her fancy.
well said,,,welll said and in many cases......TRUE
I refuse to marry an ocean until the oceans have the right to marry each other.
What if a Sea really fells like it was born an Ocean? ;-)
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