[DIRTYSECRET]

I say eliminate college. Everybody is equal.

[Farmer Dean]

After the four years of hell that's called college,these poor snowflakes will retire to their parents basements.Too traumatized to face the world again.

[Calvin Locke]

I’d say make them at least watch “The Wizard of Oz”, and them award the ThDs. (”That’s... Doctor of Thinkology.”)

[cincinnati65]

They’re working on it, by eliminating the value of a college “education”. It won’t be long and students will start to wonder, “Why am I going to college if all it amounts to is me being $75,000+ in debt?”