Panama Papers expose Putin's neighbor's cat!

Fort Russ ^ | April 8, 2015 | Allgemeine Morgenpost Rundschau

[marvel5]

It now turns out that Putin's neighbor's cat had a post office box in the country of birth of John McCain, through which his contraband Wiskas Cat Treats got smuggled past the liberal Western sanctions against Russia. It is impossible that Putin knew nothing about this.

Finally, there is photographic evidence, with intimate expressions of love, between the errant Ivan and the bewhiskered little beastie. [Photo above]

But that is still far from everything. Because then this evidence would be pretty thin. The investigative journalist of the Suddeutsche Zeitung have found that the cat has more outstanding connections to the Russian despot.

So this comes from association of a Smolensk potato farmer who supplies a supermarket chain with peeled potatoes, where the brother-in-law of Putin's barber's sister goes shopping. This person in turn, has a daughter whose dog (a male), has often mounted another dog. And the owner of this dog happens to have the initials V. P. - Like Vladimir Putin! And his wife plays the cello! And and also has friends from kindergarten.

[marvel5]

Note: this is a German, not a Russian, satire.

[1rudeboy]

As if that is some sort of a difference.

[goodwithagun]

Lol! Even the Germans are making fun of the Cruz mistress nonscandal.