I had to check that this was not a parody website. Thank God I'm not a child abuser who raised my children to be so pathetic. My kids have seen Americans with firearms, and it fills them with pride.
Poor gal needs psychiatric help.
“How did we win World War II?”
In Europe, we put flowers in their Mausers and blew them kisses! Study your revisionist history, comrade!/s;)
I think Heidi needs an astronaut pants implant...
I was on the rifle team in college for four years. Our practice range was on the top floor of the Admin Bldg. Never heard a complaint, but that was 40 years ago.
Heidi Czerwiec: nutter extraordinaire; typical college professor; parasite of humanity; parasite of the North Dakota taxpayers; beneficiary of Federal student loans galore.
(After reading below, can you imagine taking out a student loan and getting a degree in whatever this sick woman teaches and then trying to go out and get a job?)
“Hello, and thanks for stopping by my site. Let me introduce you to my work.
My new collection, Self-Portrait as Bettie Page (Barefoot Muse, 2013), is a sonnet sequence that negotiates the relationship between formal poetics, bondage/discipline, and female identity through the figure of elusive 1950s pinup Bettie Page, whose own identity was a series of costumes.
I recently completed a poetry manuscript, Maternal Imagination, which represents the female perspective on the monstrous body, since so many of the texts attribute fault to the mother: her imagination, accusations of sex with demons or animals, and even contemporary issues like thalidomide. I am also expanding into translation and creative nonfiction, and it’s both scary and exciting to flex new writing muscles.”
Specialties:
“Body issues (the corpse, deformity, bondage/discipline)”
Publications:
“Pole Star,” “Prudish Sonnet,” and “Spanking Sonnet,” Paddlefish, Fall 2012
“Autobioerotic,” “Bettie-Shaped Space,” “Part & Parcel,” and “Abroad,” South Dakota Review, Fall 2011
“Tainted Triolet” and [”Let’s talk about sex, baby”], Measure, Fall 2011
“Star Shell,” Poetry Jumps Off the Shelf, April 2011
“Spiral Jetty: Great Salt Lake,” Crab Orchard Review, Summer 2010
“Sedating the Cats,” New South, Summer 2010
“Bibliomancy,” On Second Thought, Summer 2010
“Blueshifting” and “Fault. Lines,” Coal City Review, Spring 2010 *”Fault. Lines.” Nominated by editor for a Pushcart Prize
“Cheap Souvenir” and “Lamb’s Canyon,” Off the Coast, February 2010
“Blue Boy,” Connecticut Review, Fall 2009 *nominated by editor for a Pushcart Prize
“Body Work,” 14 by 14, Issue 11, December 2009
http://www.14by14.com/Issue11/
“Fall Rondeau,” October 15, 2009: More Than Honorable Mention in fall rondeau contest at The Rondeau Roundup, an online formal poetry site run by Allison Joseph, editor of Crab Orchard Review and Director of Creative Writing at SIU-Carbondale
http://rondeauroundup.blogspot.com
“Song Against Songs,” Measure, Fall 2009
“Rondeau with NASA Article,” August 4, 2009: First Place in love rondeau contest at The Rondeau Roundup
http://rondeauroundup.blogspot.com
“Detritus” and “Triolet,” March 10, 2009
http://rondeauroundup.blogspot.com
“Yoga: Corpse Pose,” The Evansville Review, Spring 2009
“Ghazal: By Hand” and “Amanuensis,” Southern Indiana Review, Spring 2009
“In Season: Pomegranate Glosa,” “Fetal Skeleton, Mütter Museum,” Nimrod, Fall 2008
“Victorian Daguerreotype Series” and “Reverse Railroad,” Valparaiso Poetry Review, October 2006
“After Giotto’s Raising of Lazarus,” Sow’s Ear Poetry Review, Summer 2005
“Kotu-Hôra,” Smartish Pace, Autumn 2005
“Conclamatio”: “II. Judenknöchlein,” Barrow Street, Winter 2005
“Fetish”: “V. Death and The Maiden,” Kalliope: A Journal of Women’s Literature and Art, Fall 2004
“Threnody”: “I. Song,” Verse Daily, April 19, 2004 (reprint)
http://www.versedaily.com
“Etymology 3b: The Coroner,” “Book of the Dead,” “The Woman Who Died in Her Sleep,” “Etymology 6: ‘Cadaver’,” and “Man Leaping from Bridge,” Western Humanities Review, Spring 2004
“Threnody”: “I. Song,” “II. Honeyed Words,” and “IV. Decapitation of Prisoner,” Quarterly West, Autumn/Winter 2003-04
“Is Resurrection of the Dead Possible?” The Greensboro Review, Fall 2003; reprint, August 2004
http://www.uncg.edu/eng/mfa
[”Tonight is blue and cold as brittle metal:”] and [”Across the rock face a red man”], Hayden’s Ferry Review, Spring/Summer 2003
“Hailstorm in July,” Mid-American Review, Spring 2001
“Blood Oranges,” Sundog: The SouthEast Review, Fall/Winter 2000
“El Niño” and “In Paradisum,” Chile Verde Review, Fall 1998
“Plot: Old Burying Ground, Beaufort,” Cross Roads: A Journal of Southern Culture, Spring 1998
“Veil,” Pembroke Magazine, Spring 1998
“Goose Girl,” Greensboro Review, Winter 1996-97
“Parsifal Villanelle for Residential College,” commemorative poem commissioned for the 25th Anniversary of the Residential College Program at UNCG, 1996
[Heidi Czerwiec described the panic she felt when she looked up from her office computer to see “two figures in camo with guns” outside her window.]
Heidi, sign up for a sabbatical in Brussels. If you return, I know you would have a new appreciation for the 2nd Amendment.
I’m embarrassed for this professor.
Yalta?
Professor, Heidi Czerwiec, is just what you get when you combine academia with pipe dreams. Perhaps she should lay off the herb.
When she called 911, she probably also said “Oh, and by the way, please just send BLACK cops. Yeah, can’t be too safe.”
I had to check that this was not a parody website. Thank God I'm not a child abuser who raised my children to be so pathetic. My kids have seen Americans with firearms, and it fills them with pride.
Hello, police? Yes, Heidi Czerwiec is giving aid and comfort to our enemies, and interfering with military training. Please execute her immediately.
Small arms, artillery, air power and such novelties as tanks and flamethrowers.
But the atom bombs made a nice punctuation mark.
