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Muslim Cleric: Terrorist Women In Heaven “Will Have A Man With A Penis That Never Bends”
Theos WWatch ^ | August 10th 2015 | Marry Ann Michaelson

Posted on 11/20/2015 7:11:22 AM PST by lbryce

Aside from the lurid details about Sheikh Mashoor bin Hasan Al-Salman’s bordello Paradise and his view of marriage as a master/slave relationship, he also seems to take slavery for granted. He never questions the idea that a woman might own a slave. Slavery is taken for granted in the Qur’an and Islamic law, and even though it has been abolished in Muslim countries, it persists in the shadows: many people in those countries do not accept the idea that Islamic law could be superseded by the law of the land.

Sheikh Mashoor bin Hasan Al-Salman, who is a Palestinian-Jordanian cleric, was asked during a fatwa show he posted on the Internet recently whether a woman can have sex with her slave. He answered in the negative, adding that a woman may marry her slave, but then he becomes a free man and her master.

“Is a woman allowed to have sex with her slave? Dear God…A woman cannot have sex with her slave,” the sheikh responded. “A woman, by nature…Even in the Hereafter, it is not in her nature to be had by one man after the other. When men take turns with a woman, it is humiliating and degrading for her. A man gets 70 virgins (in Paradise), but what does a woman get? One young man.”

Al-Salman continued: “The Prophet Muhammad said: ‘The dwellers of Paradise have clothing that never wears out, youth that never wanes, and a penis that never bends.’ So, she can have sex with this strong man, but she cannot have multiple men taking turns with her. So, a woman is not allowed to have sex with her slave, but she can marry him.

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Every religion indoctrinates its adherents with beliefs unique unto its own in describing the sort of existence they will experience in the afterlife in which positive /negative reinforcement is utilized partly as motivation to ensuring they remain within the practices and guidelines specific to their religion and that they don't stray to a life considered Godless by the dogma preached.

Every religion has various interpretations essentially based on a decidedly non-physical, spiritual, supernatural realm. None of the requirements necessary for existence in the physical realm that is life on Earth is required for existing in a heavenly plain and is certainly never discussed in any manner, shape or form, simply because all of the conditions, requirements necessary to sustain life in the physical realm on Earth does not, can not even exist in the afterlife of spiritual existence.

No food, drink, air to breath other life sustaining requirements not only don't exist,because it is not a condition pertinent to heavenly being. So as it is not required it only makes sense that it would not be in God's Kingdom.

Procreation or as referred to in the vernacular as s-e-x, is a most decidedly facilitation of utter physicality whereby the basest of common sense would take for granted to be an act not at all indulged in in the afterlife for several reasons.

First and foremost would be the most easily conveyed and understood reality whereby in an existence in total diametric opposition to the conditions of the physical world, as there is no need for it, it simply would not be, utterly pointless for it to be so, spiritually speaking.

Islam, is as far as I know, the only belief system, notice I don't use religion) preaches, indoctrinates, brainwashes its adherents not to stray to be a cult of unending, non-stop,eternal sex for all, ever time eternal and forever.

We've all shared in the frivolity and banality of Islam in their utterly frivolous, punishment/reward dynamic one that is essentially some horny fifteen year old's woefully immature,surreal fantasy of how he would re-invent sex identical to Islam's convoluted heavenly afterlife of that of a perverted, sick oversexed sex-maniac, eerily familiar to those who know the history of their revered fatherly sex-freak the prophet of doom and gloom, who married a Jewish nine year old girl after killing her parents, among the multitude of pathologically demented acts that includes beastiality as a form of foreplay

So, with all this as background to Islam and the Arab World's sexual proclivities, should anyone be surprised when the reward for a female terrorist is an unbending heavenly penis?

1 posted on 11/20/2015 7:11:22 AM PST by lbryce
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To: lbryce

Definitely a misogynist micro-aggression.


2 posted on 11/20/2015 7:13:41 AM PST by cripplecreek (Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.)
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To: lbryce

However, the VV boys, (Viagra Virgins) have to call their doctor every four hours.


3 posted on 11/20/2015 7:14:10 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer (#blackfridaysmatter)
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To: lbryce; LucyT; Fred Nerks; stephenjohnbanker

Muslim Cleric: Terrorist Women In Heaven “Will Have A Man With A Penis That Never Bends”,>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Women is the USA don’t have to wait to go to heaven for that!

While Muslim women do?

No wonder they can become violent jihadists!

Alahwahoo Whackbar!


4 posted on 11/20/2015 7:14:53 AM PST by Candor7 (Obama fascism article:(http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html))
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To: lbryce

Those two woman, was one with the bomb vest, now they say another was there had their bodily remains mixed in with a hero police dog that they killed.

So now i guess when they have sex in their heaven they have a tail and go woof?


5 posted on 11/20/2015 7:15:04 AM PST by Daniel Ramsey (Trump to win! He wins, we win, the nation wins!)
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To: lbryce

Sounds like the Arabic version of a chicken in every pot.


6 posted on 11/20/2015 7:15:11 AM PST by Eric in the Ozarks (Baseball players, gangsters and musicians are remembered. But journalists are forgotten.)
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To: lbryce

Guess they don’t want any lezbos on their team.


7 posted on 11/20/2015 7:16:14 AM PST by Michael.SF. (This tagline lists all of Hilary's accomplishments............................)
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To: lbryce

These people are just sick.


8 posted on 11/20/2015 7:16:19 AM PST by Lady Heron
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To: lbryce

So if you like being raped on earth, you will REALLY like being raped in heaven!


9 posted on 11/20/2015 7:16:37 AM PST by jimmygrace
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To: lbryce

Bump
To Read Later


10 posted on 11/20/2015 7:16:46 AM PST by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! I reallyRead it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: lbryce

Guess a lot of Islamic women will try to live a bit longer


11 posted on 11/20/2015 7:17:06 AM PST by Insigne123 (It is the soldier, not the community organizer, who gives us freedom of the press)
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To: lbryce

Those guys had better call their doctors.


12 posted on 11/20/2015 7:17:35 AM PST by skeeter
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To: lbryce

Well, ladies, is that enough reason to go .... “running into Paradise”...???


13 posted on 11/20/2015 7:17:41 AM PST by LibFreeUSA
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To: lbryce

I once talked to this one guy that mentioned that when he was in his 20’s he could never bend his part. He said that when he was in his 40’s he could bend it 10%, and now when he’s 60, he could bend it 20%.

I said “Jeez Man, what’s your point?”

He answered “Just think how strong I’ll be when I’m 70!”


14 posted on 11/20/2015 7:19:22 AM PST by MNDude (God is not a Republican, but Satan is certainly a Democrat.)
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To: lbryce

Women, 72 to 1 odds don’t seem to bad...

...don’t worry, be happy


15 posted on 11/20/2015 7:19:52 AM PST by Insigne123 (It is the soldier, not the community organizer, who gives us freedom of the press)
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To: lbryce

Terrorist Women Have A Penis That Never Bends


16 posted on 11/20/2015 7:20:11 AM PST by ETL (Ted Cruz 2016!! -- For a better and safer America)
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To: cripplecreek

Yup. I mean seriously, who bases their whole train of thought on oppressing women and subjugating them to be used for “pleasure” anyway? Feminazis.................crickets. (As to the never bends theory, I guess that rules slick willie out)


17 posted on 11/20/2015 7:20:21 AM PST by rktman (Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?!)
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To: MNDude

LOL


18 posted on 11/20/2015 7:20:39 AM PST by cripplecreek (Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.)
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To: lbryce

“When men take turns with a woman, it is humiliating and degrading for her”

So I guess the whole rape thing is a misconception?


19 posted on 11/20/2015 7:21:59 AM PST by Resolute Conservative
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To: lbryce

He looks like a doctor from a Three Stooges short.


20 posted on 11/20/2015 7:24:02 AM PST by onedoug
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