“As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly”
Possibly the funniest line ever said on television.
Oh, the humanity! People are running about. The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Folks, I don’t know how much longer... The crowd is running for their lives. I think I’m going to step inside. I can’t stand here and watch this anymore. No, I can’t go in there. Children are searching for their mothers and oh, not since the Hindenberg tragedy has there been anything like this.
I laughed so hard I was crying!
“Film at 11”
I chuckled for days, still do sometimes. I’m simple that way.