Hillary adopts new ‘goth’ look to appeal to youth

The Dandy Goat ^ | 10/7/2015 | The Dandy Goat

[jonatron]

Fearing that her popularity among young voters has fallen to a critically low point, presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has adopted a so-called “gothic” look to appeal to millennials whom her advisors describe as suffering from angst and alienation.

“We were hemorrhaging support to that [expletive] hippie Bernie Sanders, so we put drab ol’ Hillary in front of a mirror and asked ourselves some really tough questions, like if her style really speaks to today’s disaffected youth,” said David Gibbons, a longtime Clinton strategist who, as a high school student in the early 1990s, wore only black and went by the name Raven.

Clinton showcased her new look at an event in Iowa on Wednesday, speaking at a 4-H club while dressed in an Edwardian corset, a lacy black dress, knee-high studded boots and a variety of occult jewelry.

“Look around, my fellow Americans, and you’ll see that everything is in a state of decay,” Clinton said. “The only certainty in life is death, and it is death we must espouse if we are to live fully.”

[QT3.14]

Trying to visualize a goth pantsuit.

[Marcella]

ping

[zipper]

Something missing.... Needs to accessorize......where’s her broomstick?

[Impala64ssa]

Reminds me of the "I don' feel no ways tahrrd" incident. Or the time she ran for US Senate from NY, in front group of Hasidics in Monsey she pulled the old "you know I recently found out I have Jewish ancestry in my family" routine. Now Her Thighness is going goth. Hey, if ya can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, ya blind 'em with bullshiite.

[dayglored]

> Trying to visualize a goth pantsuit.

MY NEXT BAND NAME!! "GOTH PANTSUIT"

[dayglored]

> Ok, I’m stealing that photo for the OFST tomorrow.

Beware, the original is considerably bigger than shown -- I had to use a WIDTH=700 or thereabouts to keep it from exploding.

[publius911]

Hillary adopts new ‘goth’ look to appeal to youth

and we must never forget!

She still is "...in no way tarred!"

[publius911]

She still is "...in no way tarred!"

...YET...

[kik5150]

[Beowulf9]

I’ve seen this before but I cannot find out, is it satire?

[Beowulf9]

"Trying to visualize a goth pantsuit."

[Patriot Babe]

ROFL OMG you got me spitting out my orange ROFL

[To Hell With Poverty]

WhatwhatWHAAAT?

[uglybiker]

I guess the 'Chipmunk Look' didn't work out.

[Psalm 73]

Yoko looks HOT, man....

[Forward the Light Brigade]

The debate (if you can call it that) will tell all. My bet, Bernie will win it in a landslide and even with CNN Softball Questions, she will be shown to be a poser with no right to be even running. I only hope Biden Enters the race and can do the debates as Obamas 3rd Term.

[Catholic Canadian]

My sperm count has officially reached zero.

[Chickensoup]

Satire. FUNNY

[olepap]

Dude, Yoko looks like a dude!

[olepap]

Dude, Yoko looks like a dude!