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Hillary adopts new ‘goth’ look to appeal to youth
The Dandy Goat ^
| 10/7/2015
| The Dandy Goat
Posted on 10/08/2015 9:21:03 PM PDT by jonatron
Fearing that her popularity among young voters has fallen to a critically low point, presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has adopted a so-called “gothic” look to appeal to millennials whom her advisors describe as suffering from angst and alienation.
“We were hemorrhaging support to that [expletive] hippie Bernie Sanders, so we put drab ol’ Hillary in front of a mirror and asked ourselves some really tough questions, like if her style really speaks to today’s disaffected youth,” said David Gibbons, a longtime Clinton strategist who, as a high school student in the early 1990s, wore only black and went by the name Raven.
Clinton showcased her new look at an event in Iowa on Wednesday, speaking at a 4-H club while dressed in an Edwardian corset, a lacy black dress, knee-high studded boots and a variety of occult jewelry.
“Look around, my fellow Americans, and you’ll see that everything is in a state of decay,” Clinton said. “The only certainty in life is death, and it is death we must espouse if we are to live fully.”
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TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: makeover
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See Source URL for fabulous photo.
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posted on
10/08/2015 9:21:04 PM PDT
by
jonatron
To: jonatron
Good lord.
BTW, this belongs in "Bloggers", not "News".
Here's the photo:
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posted on
10/08/2015 9:23:08 PM PDT
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: jonatron
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posted on
10/08/2015 9:24:22 PM PDT
by
Rebelbase
To: jonatron
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posted on
10/08/2015 9:24:55 PM PDT
by
Bobalu
(Russians.... not ashamed of being white!)
To: jonatron
The incongruity of a hot goth chic and this is really messing with my brain.
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posted on
10/08/2015 9:26:19 PM PDT
by
Rebelbase
To: jonatron
I’m sorry, but posting that picture here on FR should be illegal, and punishable with death by firing squad.
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posted on
10/08/2015 9:26:49 PM PDT
by
semaj
(Audentes fortuna juvat: Fortune favors the bold. Be Bold FRiends.)
To: dayglored
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posted on
10/08/2015 9:27:18 PM PDT
by
UCANSEE2
(Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
To: dayglored
Just killed my DSL connection.
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posted on
10/08/2015 9:27:30 PM PDT
by
LowOiL
("Let us do evil that good may come"? ....condemnation is just - Romans 3:8)
To: Bobalu
Oh you're killin' me...LOL
funniest thread of the day...: )
To: dayglored
AUGH! My eyes! My eyes!!
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posted on
10/08/2015 9:30:33 PM PDT
by
Viking2002
(The Avatar is back by popular request.)
To: dayglored
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posted on
10/08/2015 9:40:54 PM PDT
by
Argus
To: dayglored
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posted on
10/08/2015 9:41:22 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(The 1st amendment is the voice and the 2nd is the teeth of freedom. Obama wants to knock out both.)
To: dayglored
Wait, it is not a Goth look, this is just how she look BEFORE she puts on her makeup...
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posted on
10/08/2015 9:45:12 PM PDT
by
GraceG
(Protect the Border from Illegal Aliens, Don't Protect Illegal Alien Boarders...)
To: jonatron
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posted on
10/08/2015 9:46:58 PM PDT
by
Bon mots
To: Little Bill
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posted on
10/08/2015 9:47:49 PM PDT
by
jonatron
(Land of the Free, Home of the Brave)
To: jonatron
Ok, I’m stealing that photo for the OFST tomorrow.
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posted on
10/08/2015 9:48:35 PM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
To: dayglored
No more scary than her Heineousness in the pants suit.
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posted on
10/08/2015 9:50:47 PM PDT
by
Churchillspirit
(9/11/2001 and 9/11/2012: NEVER FORGET.)
To: Bobalu
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posted on
10/08/2015 9:52:05 PM PDT
by
Churchillspirit
(9/11/2001 and 9/11/2012: NEVER FORGET.)
To: jonatron
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posted on
10/08/2015 9:52:11 PM PDT
by
matthew fuller
(BHO strategy: anti-American, anti-Western, pro-Islamic, pro-Iranian, and pro-Muslim Brotherhood.)
To: jonatron
She’s really looked awful for a long time already. But her looks aren’t why people won’t vote for her. The problem isn’t the package it’s the poisonous product inside.
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posted on
10/08/2015 9:59:12 PM PDT
by
faithhopecharity
(Brilliant, funny, and incisive Tagline coming to this space soon.....)
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