Posted on 09/02/2015 8:38:41 AM PDT by Reverend Saltine
Paramatta, AUS.
by Cecil Throckmorton-Sykes, Neutral Liberal Journalist
Shocking violations!
Not only did an innocent, very well-dressed, inherently superior Muslima punch a male cop in the face, but when her cell phone was confiscated from its hiding place she justifiably shrieked at the female cop, “Don’t touch my phone, you’re a whore, you are Christian, you will burn in hell. You will be the first one in uniform to have your throat slit.”
Naturally, to right this injustice to the sacred personage of the well-dressed Muslima, Magistrate Margaret “Maxi-Pads” McGlynn dropped the charges against her, even though not only had she punched a cop, but she threatened to slit his throat as well. Uh…two cops; throats to be slit. (So much to do; so little time.)
Amid shrieks of “Death To Australia! Death To America! Death To Peanut Butter! Death To The NFL! Death To Bieber!” Magistrate Maxi-Pads absorbed several kicks to her ass by the abused Muslima, while apologizing for the abusive and insensitive behavior of the police. “May Allah allow it, peace be upon you, we are sorry for our ignorance of the supremacy of your glorious religion!” pleaded Magistrate Pads.
The Muslima's attorneys at Goldstein, Weinstein, Silverstein, Goldberg, Silverberg, Weinberg, and Shabazz, say they will file suit for damages in the amount of $15,000,000,000 USD.
Noted Right Wing JEWISH, HEBREW, HEBRAIC, JEWESS, NON-MUSLIM, RACIST, ZIONIST, HEEB BITCH, foul-mouthed Jewish Hebrew Judaic Fanatic Jew Pamela Geller said this, “Islamic supremacism is the common theme of Islam in the West, as well as of Islam everywhere else. From ISIS to CAIR…Special rights for a special class. Savagery pays in the modern age of the primitive.”
The two offending police officers will be beheaded for offending Muslims, tonight; film at 11:00. International warrants for hate speech have been issued to arrest the Hebrew Jew Zionist Hebraic, Judaeo, Jewess fanatic Pamela Geller.
no.got iit. thank kew
I understand you are the one to contact to get my wasted 30 seconds back.
yeah you too
i wrote the article
WOW, rough neighborhood!!!! Unfortunately not too far from reality....we are rapidly going down that path....sad.
It is funny and the pathetic thing is this is exactly the way the country is trending.
yes, you’ve caught the satire perfetly :)
very sad; and obscene, if you’re as old as i am and remember the real world, the real America
right, and i’m also George Soros; and Bush flew the planes into the buldings and beamed out at the last moment; i do all of this on purpose because i’m from Mars and want to diusrupt your puny planet
Watch out or I will play some Slim Whitman music and then you are doomed.
can’t we all just...get a,long? Shake.
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76, and this fiasco is NOT America...socialist light is a disaster.
okay, you win: the oldest person on the Internet; but I’m close. I miss Howdy, Uncle Miltie, Captain Video, and the Spaaaaaaace PatroLLLLLLLLLLLLLL !
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