Posted on 08/31/2015 11:41:57 AM PDT by Sean_Anthony
If they wasted 5 minutes on this, it was too long.
As you know, Obama is the greatest President in the history of the United States. He secured our borders, fixed healthcare, healed race relations, decimated Al Qaeda, and reduced ISIS to its current “J.V. Team” level of effectiveness. Oh, and he also lowered the sea levels. We can’t forget that.
To be sure, those are impressive feats. However, his greatest achievement may be that he did it all so quickly. By solving all of America’s problems in rapid succession, he’s given himself a lot of free time. Now, he can focus on lesser issues, like renaming racist Republican mountains.
I’d have expected him to restore the old Russian name “Bolshaya Gora” ...
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