You better watch it, or I'll tell JimRob you're triggering me with microaggression. I know you just want all those silver mines for yourself.
Posted on 08/11/2015 12:21:19 PM PDT by C. Nelson
You better watch it, or I'll tell JimRob you're triggering me with microaggression. I know you just want all those silver mines for yourself.
That picture scares me to death.
Yikes !
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Just trying to save you the grief of a snake bite!!!!Actually I prefer gold......
Needs a piano accompaniment:
And we will all go together when we go.
Ev'ry hottenhot and ev'ry Eskimo,
When the air becomes uranious,
And we will all go simultaneous.
Yes we all will go together
When we all go together,
Yes we all will go together when we go.
--Tom Lehrer, We Will All Go together When We Go....
Christmas at Ground Zero - Weird Al Yankovic
It’s Christmas at Ground Zero
There’s music in the air
The sleigh bells are ringin’ and the carolers are singin’
While the air raid sirens blare
It’s Christmas at Ground Zero
The button has been pressed
The radio just let us know
That this is not a test
Everywhere the atom bombs are droppin’
It’s the end of all humanity
No more time for last minute shoppin’
It’s time to face your final destiny
Well, it’s Christmas at Ground Zero
There’s panic in the crowd
We can dodge debris while we trim the tree
Underneath a mushroom cloud
[siren]
You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop
Or Jack Frost on your windowsill
But if someone’s climbin’ down your chimney
You better load your gun and shoot to kill
Oh, it’s Christmas at Ground Zero
And if the radiation level’s okay
I’ll go out with you and see the all new
Mutations on New Year’s Day
It’s Christmas at Ground Zero
Just seconds left to go
I’ll duck and cover with my yuletide lover
Underneath the mistletoe
It’s Christmas at Ground Zero
Now the missiles are on their way
What a crazy fluke we’re gonna get nuked
On this jolly holiday
What a crazy fluke we’re gonna get nuked
On this jolly holiday
Yikes !
That lonely little no-shoulders buzztail? Can't imagine why....
YIKES! Honey we are going to need more ammo.
Naw. Raise a couple of baby pigs.
Aw,man !
Snakes frighten me to death.
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Good news! The nukes will get a lot of them!
[and send the others flying through the air. Really, REALLY mad!
[and of course then, the radiation willcause them to mutate into GIANT rattlers!]
Hope none of the waitresses drop a tray of pitcers and glasses behind you!
There is a guy that goes out in the bush here that always has a couple of pigs roaming with him. Good idea!
Better late than never,
Ping.
SNAKENADO!
I still have a ringside seat for WWIII.
God, I hope this will never happen
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