FR Contest: Guess the date that Tsarnaev is executed

one man's opinion...

[ken5050]

The jury today sentenced Dzhokar Tsarnaev to death for the terrorist bombing attack at the 2013 Boston Marathon. So, how long before the sentence is carried out? How many appeals, reviews, stays, delays, until this POS is no longer breathing? How many days until the sentence is carried out?

[Albion Wilde]

That’s just crazy. Somebody photoshopped Geraldo right on top of Brian Williams.

[Albion Wilde]

You’re fast!

[MeshugeMikey]

this sort of “venue” requires....getting it done fast I hafta say

Thanks

[Viking2002]

September 22, 2017. Takes a shiv in the ribs in a common prison area.

[mass55th]

"Person who comes closest without going over wins."

I'll be dead before he is.

[mass55th]

Can you fit Stephanopoulos in there?

[k4gypsyrose]

April 13, 2038

[terycarl]

It should be tomorrow but I don’t think they can get him here to Indiana that fast....First of all the attorneys have to discuss among themselves how much government money that they can extract from this situation.....it will be millions....then the meaningless appeals...probably at least three....then, maybe....unless the Democrats are in power, they will off this POS....I’d guess.....say....7-4-2019....Independence day...

[terycarl]

what do I win???

[DoodleDawg]

It’s Dumb-O-Chusetts

No, it was a federal case and he was convicted in a federal court. So he's off to the federal death row in Indiana. It'll still be 15 or 20 years before he goes though.

[MaxMax]

He won’t be. I predict Obama will pardon him in the second week of January 2016.

[terycarl]

Massachusetts doesn't have the death penalty so Szarnaev will likely spend the rest of his life in prison despite the millions of dollars in taxpayer funded monies defending his expected appeals.

Nope..federal case...he gets to visit sunny Terre Haute Indiana where we do have the death penalty...both state and federal....he will die here.

[terycarl]

I'm not good at guessing things like this. I think it might depend on where Tsarnev will be held. If he's isolated from the general population, he could live another 40 or 50 years. If he's put with all the gangbangers and drug lord types, his life span will be a lot shorter.

Death row inmates do not socialize with the general population....

[FredZarguna]

Geraldo himself most likely. I personally never realized Rather was so old.

[beethovenfan]

He’ll die of old age first.

[MIchaelTArchangel]

October 21, 2037

[MIchaelTArchangel]

He will die in prison before the United States gets around to executing him when some other inmate decides it is taking too long to fry his Kadeer behind.

[FredZarguna]

Apparently, there are other Clintoon operatives crawling out of the woodwork. How Georgie-Porgie got in the shower with Geraldo, I really don't know [although there were rumors about him for years...] He's even smaller than I remembered.

[logi_cal869]

Never.