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Is The Avenger's THOR an Illegal Alien?
Lipman & Wolf Attorneys at Law ^
| April 20, 2015
| Jakob S. Lipman
Posted on 04/20/2015 12:23:13 PM PDT by Talkwire
In addition to being an alien extra-terrestrial, Thor is in the United States illegally, and is indeed an illegal alien. In the 2011 Marvel film, Thor arrived in New Mexico via the Bifröst rainbow bridge wormhole, circumventing well established border and immigration controls. He is entirely undocumented. Here are my thoughts on the matter as a veteran immigration attorney.
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TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Politics; TV/Movies; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: immigration; legal; visas
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posted on
04/20/2015 12:23:13 PM PDT
by
Talkwire
To: Talkwire
Yes he is, but what are you going to do about it if he refuses to leave?
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posted on
04/20/2015 12:24:28 PM PDT
by
Jonty30
(What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults)
To: Talkwire
“I am mighty Thor!”
“Tho am I, pal, tho am I.”
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posted on
04/20/2015 12:25:00 PM PDT
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
To: Jonty30
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posted on
04/20/2015 12:25:19 PM PDT
by
Talkwire
To: Jonty30
Maybe they can call on a natural-born citizen, like Superman, to evict him . . . oh, wait.
To: Talkwire
If Thor landed in the UFO sanctuary zone near Roswell, it’s all good, no problem, nothing to see here...:-)
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posted on
04/20/2015 12:26:01 PM PDT
by
T-Bird45
(It feels like the seventies, and it shouldn't.)
To: RansomOttawa
Give him a job with the Hillary campaign.
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posted on
04/20/2015 12:26:58 PM PDT
by
EQAndyBuzz
(two if by van, one if by broom)
To: MrB
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posted on
04/20/2015 12:28:00 PM PDT
by
CJ Wolf
To: RansomOttawa
Can’t call Batman. His family were slave owners despite the fact that he tries to hide it.
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posted on
04/20/2015 12:28:30 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
("For by wise guidance you can wage your war")
To: Talkwire
He doesn’t have a visa, passport or birth certificate (he could be the president). He only stayed for a short visit. He does not: collect government handouts, traffic in drugs, insist on voting, insist on speaking Asgardian, but acts more like an ambassador from a jurisdiction that the US has not yet established diplomatic relations.
10
posted on
04/20/2015 12:31:32 PM PDT
by
DaveyB
(Live free or die!)
To: CJ Wolf
Spidey should have peed all over that hammer,just on principle alone ;)
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posted on
04/20/2015 12:32:22 PM PDT
by
catbertz
To: Talkwire
That is an impossibility. Because, you see, Thor...the god of thunder...owner of the hammer Mjolnir..Odin’s son, is a fictional character.
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posted on
04/20/2015 12:32:54 PM PDT
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
("It is never untimely to yank the rope of freedom's bell." - - Frank Capra)
To: Talkwire
“Thor is in the United States illegally, and is indeed an illegal alien.”
Yes, but the U.S. Government knows about it, so I guess he’s gotten an “executive deferrment”.
To: T-Bird45
He did land in New Mexico in the first movie...
To: Talkwire
So was Loki and The Hulk handled that quite well.
To: Talkwire
The Marvel comic book Thor (as opposed to the Marvel movie Thor) is a natural born citizen (Dr. Donald Blake) who becomes Thor when he finds his hammer. Leave it to Hollywood to make him an illegal alien.
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posted on
04/20/2015 12:38:03 PM PDT
by
Hugin
("Do yourself a favor--first thing, get a firearm!")
To: Talkwire
I am in favor of amnesty for the female Thor!
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posted on
04/20/2015 12:38:19 PM PDT
by
Erik Latranyi
(Hillary is the most qualified candidate to finish the destruction of this nation.)
To: Talkwire
I’m a bit rusty of the bio’s of Marvel Comics superheros but doesn’t Thor have a mortal identity? If that’s the case now you’re dealing with two illegal aliens.
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posted on
04/20/2015 12:39:45 PM PDT
by
jmacusa
(Liberalism defined: When mom and dad go away for the weekend and the kids are in charge.)
To: Talkwire
Do they also care about Strawberry Shortcake?
Magneto?
so stupid.
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posted on
04/20/2015 12:40:23 PM PDT
by
Jewbacca
(The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem)
To: Snickering Hound
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posted on
04/20/2015 12:41:15 PM PDT
by
Hugin
("Do yourself a favor--first thing, get a firearm!")
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