Then this will cheer you right back up.
http://bowwowtimes.com/2015/04/35-reasons-doberman-pinschers-are-the-worst-breed-ever/
:D
Disgraceful Doberman propaganda. I know it when I see it.
Even more blatant propaganda.
http://bowwowtimes.com/2015/04/7-times-doberman-pinschers-proved-theyre-greatest-breed-ever/