Food tampering is very bad, no matter the cause.
Sell nice, blessed cakes...add extremely creepy smiles.
Paranoia is a powerful thing.
doesn’;t have to be ‘tampered with’ it could have “Rexlax and enjoy your day” written on it and if anyone complained about exlax being ‘snuck into the cake’ you could say “It wasn’t snuck in, We advertised it as having exlax in it, we just misspelled it by accident is all”
..good thing is, it's sodium-free.