Of course, not being aware of your microagression is no defense. You may not be aware that your eyes moved up 2.3 degrees when the prof mentioned gay rights! That is a microagression!
Did you breathe too much when they talked about abortion? That’ll get you expelled and fined.
Will there be “microrapes” too when a man asks a woman out?
Your examples are absurd - and they are just the sort of things that this policy might try to punish. Absurdity and reality have become one and the same up in Ithaca.
"Microrape" has already been defined as a man looking at a woman. If he actually goes so far as to speak to her, that constitutes full-on sexual assault. :)
A man won’t ask a trans-woman out, micro-aggression.
Girl won’t date the lesbian who asked her out, micro-aggression.