[Gaffer]

In a just world, these two would be sitting in a chamber, strapped down and then barraged with a hail of poisonous gas that burns their noses, throats and guts until it all melts in a painful, gooey death..

[OKSooner]

Yeah, but then look at the mess someone would have to clean up.

I say just find a way to convert their bodies to nothing but ash...