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Man Tries to Get Eaten by Ananconda
Discovery ^ | 12/8/2014 | JHines

Posted on 12/08/2014 8:58:07 AM PST by w1n1


The special show which aired on Discovery Channel of "Eaten Alive" was a dive.
Many viewers were disappointed with the anticipation of seeing someone engulfed
by a giant snake but only to see a man trying to pick a fight with a snake.
See video and twitter sentiments here.


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1 posted on 12/08/2014 8:58:07 AM PST by w1n1
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To: w1n1

I want my cable fees back!


2 posted on 12/08/2014 9:01:10 AM PST by Paleo Conservative (Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not really out to get you.)
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Perhaps the anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, Hon


3 posted on 12/08/2014 9:02:04 AM PST by PizzaTheHut
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To: w1n1

I need to go find my comment from a couple weeks ago. I predicted either, he would not be “eaten” or “the snake would be killed.”

As it turns out, both may be true. I recorded it and fast forwarded it to the final 12 minutes later. They “said” the snake was unharmed and released back into the wild. But I didn’t see the footage of that. And I was surprised at how quickly and easily they got the snake to relax its attack.


4 posted on 12/08/2014 9:02:11 AM PST by Tenacious 1 (POTUS shall now be referred to as POPOF. President Of Pants On Fire.)
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To: Paleo Conservative

Be more modern and cancel entirely.

CABLE/SATELLITE FREE SINCE 2006!


5 posted on 12/08/2014 9:03:22 AM PST by Crazieman (Article V or National Divorce. The only solutions now.)
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To: w1n1

What next, a faux Human Cannonball? Somebody is going to dream up a new situation for this guy to do. There are people who will do anything for fame, even if it almost kills them.


6 posted on 12/08/2014 9:03:40 AM PST by lee martell
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To: Crazieman
CABLE/SATELLITE FREE SINCE 2006!

I'm SO CLOSE! I can't wait.

7 posted on 12/08/2014 9:04:42 AM PST by rarestia (It's time to water the Tree of Liberty.)
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To: Crazieman
If not for my two kids and wife, I too would be free of bundle fees.

I long for the day when I can cancel it.

8 posted on 12/08/2014 9:06:22 AM PST by lormand (Inside every liberal is a dung slinging monkey)
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To: lee martell

You know, when I was a little kid, I couldn’t wait to grow up and have a career as a snack for a snake....

To get so far, and have “the Dream” fall apart.... sigh...


9 posted on 12/08/2014 9:10:16 AM PST by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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To: w1n1

The snake they caught was not big enough to swallow that fool - without the moon suit, maybe.


10 posted on 12/08/2014 9:13:37 AM PST by dainbramaged (Get out of my country now)
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To: w1n1

They distort the meaning of words. “Eaten” means to be broken down and assimilated by a living creature. The promoters and article writers deliberately used the word “eaten” to get people to watch.
As in all media hype, the reality is nothing like what they are promoting.


11 posted on 12/08/2014 9:13:42 AM PST by I want the USA back (Media: completely irresponsible. Complicit in the destruction of this country.)
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To: Tenacious 1

Why would a snake want to eat a big piece of plastic.


12 posted on 12/08/2014 9:14:18 AM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: w1n1

Tune in next week for “The Mystery of Al Capone’s Vaults ...”


13 posted on 12/08/2014 9:15:17 AM PST by Einherjar
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To: w1n1

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14 posted on 12/08/2014 9:16:40 AM PST by Rebelbase (e)
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To: I want the USA back
“Eaten” means to be broken down and assimilated by a living creature.

I think "eaten" has occurred once swallowing has occurred. Assimilation is more about digestion, which occurs after the eating. One can eat something and vomit it back up before it is assimilated.

In fact, constricting snakes often throw up undigested meals if they are disturbed just after eating.

15 posted on 12/08/2014 9:50:10 AM PST by Maceman
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To: Einherjar

At least Geraldo found the vault...


16 posted on 12/08/2014 10:37:09 AM PST by Hatteras
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