DUmmie FUnnies 12-05-14 (KOmmie Rage at Rolling Stone Over Debunked Rape Story)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 5, 2014 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Well, that fairy tale sure fell apart with lightning speed...once the facts were actually CHECKED.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[Mercat]

Yahoo. Top Ten XXXXXXXX

[jsanders2001]

I know a guy who makes quite a comfortable living working on false rape and sexual assault for profit cases. It’s become quite a moneymaker. He won’t take the case if he has any reason to doubt his clients version of the events. He works on false kidnapping for profit cases too.

[Jewbacca]

The number of these fake stories I can recall off the top of my head is astounding:

Tawana Brawley
Duke Lacrosse
Fake “Raped By Republican” by some HBO star
The “left a noose on my door” fake
Etc.

You would think they would stick to actual journalism over ideology just because their lawyers make them.

[cripplecreek]

Teach journalists not lie about rape.

[Bubba_Leroy]

The WaPo account is devastating to the narrative

Since when have liberals let a little thing like the facts get in the way of a good narrative?

[Steve_Seattle]

But will libs use this fiasco as an excuse to evermore dismiss Rolling Stone as “faux news”? Nope. Matt Taibbe et al will continue to produce rubbish that they will eat up as long as it conforms to the party line.

[cripplecreek]

Dr Hook - The cover of the rolling stone

The thrill that'll git'cha when ya git'cha pictch'a on the cober of the rollin stones.

[PJ-Comix]

Don’t forget the Charlie Rogers “Hate Crime” in Nebraska.

[SWAMPSNIPER]

‘Some people still remember the Duke Lacrosse team case’, yep, and we remember Tawana Brawley too,

[Steely Tom]

The number of these fake stories I can recall off the top of my head is astounding...

Don't forget Claremont McKenna College psychology professor Kerri Dunn.

[woofie]

Hands Up!
(Masculine Anatomical Part) Down!
Don’t (Masculine Biological Function)!

[cripplecreek]

Oh, we’re big rock singers.
We got golden fingers.
And we’re loved everywhere we go.
We sing about beauty,
And we sing about truth
At ten thousand dollars a show.
We take all kinds of pills
To give us all kind of thrills,
But the thrill we’ve never known
Is the thrill that’ll getcha
When you get your picture
On the cover of the Rolling Stone.

Rolling Stone...
Wanna see my picture on the cover.
Stone...
Wanna buy five copies for my Mother.
Stone...
Wanna see my smiling face
On the cover of the Rolling Stone.

I got a freaky old lady
Named Cocaine Katy
Who embroiders all my jeans.
Got my poor old grey-haired daddy
Drivin’ my limousine.
It’s all designed to blow our minds,
But our minds won’t really get blown
Like the blow that’ll getcha
When you get your picture
On the cover of the Rolling Stone.

We gotta lotta little teenage blue-eyed groupies
Who do anything we say.
We got a genuine Indian guru
Who’s teaching us a better way.
We got all the friends that money can buy,
So we never have to be alone.
And we keep getting richer,
But we can’t get our picture
On the cover of the Rolling Stone.

[SES1066]

Red Queen, ‘Sentence first - verdict afterwards.’ (no mention at all of an actual trial)! I hadn’t realized how prescient Lewis Carroll was, writing way back in 1865, “Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland!” Media is full faux checking mode!

[woofie]

The above is from a “fill in the blank” protest sign

[Nachoman]

Better late than never, I suppose. But for the UVA fraternities, the damage is done.

[Incorrigible]

Ha! Ha! They’re desperate!

[Slings and Arrows]

[I'm seeing damage to that fraternity to the tune of ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS!!!]

I read that in Dr Evil's voice.

[GeronL]

Do not worry, the new Attorney General is promising balance when it comes to prosecutorial misconduct, but will slam bang any criminal who is not a protected minority.