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Satire: President Downplays Traffic Woes Caused by His Motorcades
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 27 Sep 2014 | John Semmens

Posted on 09/30/2014 10:46:38 AM PDT by John Semmens

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1 posted on 09/30/2014 10:46:38 AM PDT by John Semmens
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You know that’s what he REALLY thinks!


2 posted on 09/30/2014 10:49:17 AM PDT by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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To: John Semmens

Why can’t he go underground to his Hideout in the WHITEHOUSE and get a secure SKYPE connection, full screen and talk to people miles away and save money.


3 posted on 09/30/2014 10:54:56 AM PDT by rovenstinez
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To: John Semmens

Mussolini made the trains run on time. Obamalini, not so much!


4 posted on 09/30/2014 10:55:46 AM PDT by Don Corleone ("Oil the gun..eat the cannoli. Take it to the Mattress.")
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Another excellent, and right on the mark satire John. Appreciate your work.


5 posted on 09/30/2014 10:59:37 AM PDT by rockinqsranch ((Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will. They ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.))
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6 posted on 09/30/2014 11:01:40 AM PDT by Brandonmark (OWCM is The new American Minority! 11.06.12 - Day of Infamy!)
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To: John Semmens

Jobs creation for the squeegee men!


7 posted on 09/30/2014 11:03:43 AM PDT by Darksheare (People who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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Where is your satire notification??? I looked everywhere and I cannot find where you label this as satire! You are gonna get in so much trouble!!!


8 posted on 09/30/2014 11:05:37 AM PDT by Lazamataz (First we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them.)
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So.... is this satire ?

; )


9 posted on 09/30/2014 11:08:32 AM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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Which part of this is satirical?


10 posted on 09/30/2014 11:10:23 AM PDT by Resettozero
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Aren’t you required to explain it to those who don’t get it


11 posted on 09/30/2014 11:10:50 AM PDT by morphing libertarian
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So... how is that short, fat S.S. woman who can’t even get the doors to the PrezLimo open going to get in and out of that ?


12 posted on 09/30/2014 11:12:30 AM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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He buzzed it first in AirFarce One,,,

the above is Satire,,,,,

thanks for You’re disclaimer


13 posted on 09/30/2014 11:14:08 AM PDT by Big Red Badger ( - William Diamonds Drum - can You Hear it G man?)
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This is unfair...When I was a little boy, my mother would scan the newspaper and cut out any satire that she found so that my life would be unsullied by any satirical writings...we somehow have to label the satirical writings so that we will not be unfairly afflicted with these silly diatribes...Oh my, oh my I am feeling lightheaded, I have an elevated heart rate, my breathing is labored...HELP!!!


14 posted on 09/30/2014 11:14:24 AM PDT by Delta Dawn (Fluent in two languages: English and cursive.)
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Aren’t you required to explain it to those who don’t get it

Get what ?

15 posted on 09/30/2014 11:14:48 AM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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To: Delta Dawn
Oh my, oh my I am feeling lightheaded, I have an elevated heart rate, my breathing is labored...HELP!!!

Sorry. Due to the new Affordable Care Rules, you must pay your bill UP FRONT IN CASH before I can offer to assist you.

16 posted on 09/30/2014 11:17:34 AM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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Aren’t you required to explain it to those who don’t get it

only to us LIF's

17 posted on 09/30/2014 11:19:59 AM PDT by onona (If I could compartmentalize; I'd be much better off)
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Glad to read you’re work bump.


18 posted on 09/30/2014 11:20:55 AM PDT by Springman (Rest In Peace YaYa123, Bahbah, and Just Lori.)
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To: Resettozero; John Semmens
Which part of this is satirical?

Well, for right now I'd say it's mostly in the comments.

Apparently we reached a tipping point.

19 posted on 09/30/2014 11:21:25 AM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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To: rovenstinez

As long as we are wishing, why can’t he just resign..


20 posted on 09/30/2014 11:23:31 AM PDT by Cen-Tejas (it's the debt bomb stupid!)
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