Posted on 09/15/2014 12:52:52 PM PDT by therightliveswithus
In quite possibly the worst article written in Gawker history, whose headlines are so terrible that the words "sorry," "no," and "yes" were banned, Jordan Sargent explained that white women should allow themselves to be mugged by black people.
No, this is not an exaggeration. Sargent literally began his article, "On Friday, a white lady named Clara Vondrich had her iPhone stolen..." Ms. Vondrich then chased down her mugger, a thirteen-year-old black teenager, which Sargent said was a "s**tty" thing to do.
Sargent also repeatedly put quotations around the word "crime," as if stealing an iPhone from someone is not a crime. Why do this? Because, as Sargent explains, white women should learn their place and just let black people steal from them.
He explains that the kid "has enough problems" as it is. Because of his weight, Ms. Vondrich said she was able to catch up to her robber. "Have a heart," Sargent begs. The poor, poor robber is facing charges and now, "kids at school will definitely make fun of him endlessly for being caught from behind by a white lady wearing zany sunglasses." That poor kid! If only he had stolen from an old woman, he would have gotten away.
Finally, the article ends with possibly the worst advice I have heard in my entire life: "If you are nonviolently mugged by a child, continue to let him run along with his friends. The world will be a better place."
(Excerpt) Read more at thepunditpress.com ...
Can it breakdance?
That’s terrible - the police should have been the ones calling the ME. How inconsiderate of them to make her call him herself.
Hmmm ...
If you are mugged, put a round between the mugger's eyeballs.
The world will be a better place.
How could even an insane person think it's okay for someone who gets something for free to steal that same thing from someone who has to pay for it?
It’s not the same thing, though.
The Obamafoam is not a smartfoam like the pretty white woman had.
Besides, stealing her foam is “justice”!
Why do you think Africa would take them?
The ones that would take you up on the offer would be unskilled losers.
I’m shocked they didn’t block out his face. After all, juvenile identities are “protected” aren’t they?
Gawker: All The Things Not To DO When You Capture Your Own Child Mugger
Is she giving him a purple nurple?
He looks like a fat Lamar Latrell.
Him and that fat Amish felon-in-training.
IMHO.
Kill him now, or be stuck with having to kill him later.
Also known as 90-plus per-cent of all inner city Amish. Make it Somalia.
I’d almost like to think the article was being sarcastic ...
Almost.
But I’m pretty sure it’s not.
Oh, yeah ...
Clara Vondrich is pretty good looking for a city girl ... and she has spirit.
A few years ago the neighbor’s kid had his IPhone stolen out of his locker. He told me and then followed it up with : Well he was probably poor and needed more than I did.
I blew up. Are you saying that poor people are less moral than middle class or wealthy people? That is the most sanctimonious, classist, racist think I have ever heard! Poor people cannot be moral? I think of the morality and self respect of many of the immigrants, the people of the thirties in US and others.
I chewed that kid’s ear for a bit.
He never thought of it that way.
Breakdance? No. But it can do the robot!
Isn't this a line spoken by Fagan in Oliver Twist?
Let blacks steal your stuff is just like letting Muslims rape your daughters in Rotherham, PC gone nuts
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