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Hey Obama: The votes are in, Now you can “CriMeA” River
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-17-2014 | MOTUS

Posted on 03/17/2014 6:58:22 AM PDT by NOBO2012

Crimean voters took a historic step yesterday, voting to secede from the Ukraine and submit return to Mother Russia. The votes were actually counted before the polls opened in order to keep things moving on schedule. In honor of this historic day, I thought you might enjoy a review of the event as it unfolded, in image and song: Scroll, baby, Scroll! (Or is that skol?)

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See? Just like Stalin promised: free elections!

Screenshot Studio capture #1439Voters in Crimea walk to polling stations to cast their votes

BlackPanthers_2008

Armed Russian troops guard the polling stations to protect the “integrity and fairness” of the vote.

No! Wait!

crimea-soldiers

Ok… That’s more like it.

Screenshot Studio capture #1441“WTF? I need a Russian issued ID to vote???”

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Casting ballots on the question: “All Crimea Are Belong to Mother Russia?”

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Exit Polls Show A Heavy “Da” Turnout

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Although There Were Reports of Scattered “Nyet” Votes…

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“Nyet” Voters Awaiting Relocation to Their New Siberian Home…

So my advice, in the future: put your money on Putin. Because remember:

so you can-WM

Now that Pooty has made it clear how easy it is to call for a (successful) secession vote, I just want to mention that it might start giving people around here ideas. And depending on which state votes, they may either vote to join Mother Russia, or form their own new country.

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Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: crimea; momjeans; obama; putin; ukraine

1 posted on 03/17/2014 6:58:22 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

In only 5 years Obama has managed to double the national debt, destroy the US healthcare industry, and re-ignited the cold war.

Imagine what’s to come.

But as Hillary said “what difference does it make!”


2 posted on 03/17/2014 7:05:02 AM PDT by TexasFreeper2009 (Obama lied .. the economy died.)
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To: NOBO2012
Bork Obunga,
B4 He borks U...
3 posted on 03/17/2014 7:07:29 AM PDT by varmintman
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To: TexasFreeper2009

Well, to be fair, the healthcare industry is still a work in progress.


4 posted on 03/17/2014 7:08:06 AM PDT by DonaldC (A nation cannot stand in the absence of religious principle.)
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To: NOBO2012

Now that Pooty has made it clear how easy it is to call for a (successful) secession vote, I just want to mention that it might start giving people around here ideas.

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Now you’ve hit a nerve! This is exactly what they are afraid of: people start thinkin’ that maybe this secession thingy ain’t so hard after all. Let’s give it a whirl. lol


5 posted on 03/17/2014 7:10:58 AM PDT by Starboard
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To: NOBO2012

Crimea why, must we say goodbye? Each time we part, my heart wants to die.


6 posted on 03/17/2014 7:11:15 AM PDT by Proud2BeRight
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To: NOBO2012

Look Vlad, the mom jeans are off. Don't cross that line. Again.

7 posted on 03/17/2014 7:12:07 AM PDT by McGruff (They say the first casualty of war is truth)
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To: TexasFreeper2009

GREAT POST! Right on the money.

If Republicans had any brains they would craft their 2014 campaign around those three national calamities.


8 posted on 03/17/2014 7:13:21 AM PDT by Starboard
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To: DonaldC
Well, to be fair, the healthcare industry is still a work in progress.

When watching something go down in flames, one does not need to see it actually hit the ground before realizing what the outcome will be.

9 posted on 03/17/2014 7:22:17 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
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To: NOBO2012

No, they did NOT take an historic step. There was no “no” vote. Ballots were pre-filled in. And you think the “counting” was honest?

Tyranny at it’s worst.


10 posted on 03/17/2014 7:32:25 AM PDT by RIghtwardHo
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To: Starboard

The republicans are the enemy.

They have no brains, and they are completely corrupt.


11 posted on 03/17/2014 7:33:39 AM PDT by chris37 (Heartless.)
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To: NOBO2012

Hitler’s Doctor

F-n funny.

http://safeshare.tv/w/jyeqLxShwx


12 posted on 03/17/2014 7:44:04 AM PDT by KeyLargo
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To: NOBO2012

The way things are going in this country the CSA is looking pretty good to me. :-)


13 posted on 03/17/2014 8:24:47 AM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose o f a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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To: RIghtwardHo
No, they did NOT take an historic step. There was no “no” vote. Ballots were pre-filled in. And you think the “counting” was honest?

I hold that the referendum held this weekend was probably more honest than the one we held in this country in 2012.

14 posted on 03/17/2014 9:36:27 AM PDT by pgkdan
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