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1 posted on 03/12/2014 9:46:13 AM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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You’ll have to explain 12, 13 and 14 to me.


2 posted on 03/12/2014 9:51:03 AM PDT by Shimmer1 (When you have neither the law nor the facts on your side, pound the table.)
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Some of those are just awful. “How could you have mass without me?” And You found Pascal were real groaners.


3 posted on 03/12/2014 9:51:22 AM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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these are great!


4 posted on 03/12/2014 9:51:57 AM PDT by Chickensoup (leftist totalitarian fascism is on the move.)
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I invented spot remover — Now I can’t find my dog


5 posted on 03/12/2014 9:52:07 AM PDT by areukiddingme1 (areukiddingme1 is a synonym for a Retired U.S. Navy Chief Petty Officer and tired of liberal BS.))
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Big list of groaners. #10 sounds like Yogi Berra, though.


6 posted on 03/12/2014 9:52:29 AM PDT by Olog-hai
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some of those are quite funny - - the pause before I got them increased their humor value.


7 posted on 03/12/2014 9:53:02 AM PDT by Loud Mime (Character matters for those who understand the concept)
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I didn’t get three of them, but 14 was hysterical, on several levels. :-D


8 posted on 03/12/2014 9:53:32 AM PDT by cuban leaf
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Said the Intellectual on stage:

“I know you’re out there...I can hear you breathing”.


10 posted on 03/12/2014 9:55:28 AM PDT by Beowulf9
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Oh, these are bad.


12 posted on 03/12/2014 9:55:53 AM PDT by mrreaganaut (Scott Walker 2016!)
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I don’t get them, I’m a Conservative.


13 posted on 03/12/2014 9:56:27 AM PDT by right way right (America has embraced the suck of Freedumb.)
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I got them all except #3.


15 posted on 03/12/2014 9:56:32 AM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Haven't you lost enough freedoms? Support an end to the WOD now.)
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If I think they're not funny does it mean I'm stupid?
18 posted on 03/12/2014 9:57:48 AM PDT by vigilante2 (Re-elect nobody)
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These are pretty funny.


22 posted on 03/12/2014 9:59:54 AM PDT by wideawake
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These are VERY funny.


28 posted on 03/12/2014 10:01:12 AM PDT by TBP (Obama lies, Granny dies.)
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Number 9 sounds like something the Marx Brothers would pull off.


29 posted on 03/12/2014 10:01:52 AM PDT by TBP (Obama lies, Granny dies.)
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My favorite “intellectual” joke is still the one about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac.

He sat up all night wondering if there was a dog.

31 posted on 03/12/2014 10:02:09 AM PDT by CrazyIvan (Obama phones= Bread and circuits.)
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I get them all. Some are more clever than others.


36 posted on 03/12/2014 10:03:14 AM PDT by IronJack
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I’ve lost my train of thought and I wish you were on it.


38 posted on 03/12/2014 10:03:37 AM PDT by TBP (Obama lies, Granny dies.)
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I get many, but not really the logician ones! Very cute.


40 posted on 03/12/2014 10:04:37 AM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
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A thief is crossing the street and is hit by a truck and dies and he finds himself in hell. A devil walks up to him and says:

“You’re just in time, Satan is giving his sermon in the great hall of hell.”

He then leads the thief to the hall and sits him way in back.

The thief then asks the devil why is he sitting in the back, and the devil says:

“We seat people according to how evil they were in life. Since your crime was theft you sit in the back”

The man then asks:

“So what did those people in front of me do?”

The devil says:

“Oh those are all rapists and the ones in front of them are all killers”

The thief then sees people sitting way in the front and Satan is spitting fire and lava all over them as they scream and yell in torture, and the thief wonders what could be worse than killing, so he asks the devil:

“So what did those people in the front row do?”

The devils says;

“Oh those are the people who kept reelecting Nancy Pelosi”

LOL!!


44 posted on 03/12/2014 10:05:16 AM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (Hitlery: Incarnation of evil.)
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