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To: null and void
You’ll have to explain 12, 13 and 14 to me.
2 posted on
03/12/2014 9:51:03 AM PDT by
Shimmer1
(When you have neither the law nor the facts on your side, pound the table.)
To: The Looking Spoon
Some of those are just awful. “How could you have mass without me?” And You found Pascal were real groaners.
3 posted on
03/12/2014 9:51:22 AM PDT by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
To: The Looking Spoon
4 posted on
03/12/2014 9:51:57 AM PDT by
Chickensoup
(leftist totalitarian fascism is on the move.)
To: The Looking Spoon
I invented spot remover — Now I can’t find my dog
5 posted on
03/12/2014 9:52:07 AM PDT by
areukiddingme1
(areukiddingme1 is a synonym for a Retired U.S. Navy Chief Petty Officer and tired of liberal BS.))
To: The Looking Spoon
Big list of groaners. #10 sounds like Yogi Berra, though.
6 posted on
03/12/2014 9:52:29 AM PDT by
Olog-hai
To: The Looking Spoon
some of those are quite funny - - the pause before I got them increased their humor value.
7 posted on
03/12/2014 9:53:02 AM PDT by
Loud Mime
(Character matters for those who understand the concept)
To: The Looking Spoon
I didn’t get three of them, but 14 was hysterical, on several levels. :-D
To: The Looking Spoon
Said the Intellectual on stage:
“I know you’re out there...I can hear you breathing”.
10 posted on
03/12/2014 9:55:28 AM PDT by
Beowulf9
To: reaganaut
12 posted on
03/12/2014 9:55:53 AM PDT by
mrreaganaut
(Scott Walker 2016!)
To: The Looking Spoon
I don’t get them, I’m a Conservative.
13 posted on
03/12/2014 9:56:27 AM PDT by
right way right
(America has embraced the suck of Freedumb.)
To: The Looking Spoon
I got them all except #3.
15 posted on
03/12/2014 9:56:32 AM PDT by
Blood of Tyrants
(Haven't you lost enough freedoms? Support an end to the WOD now.)
To: The Looking Spoon
If I think they're not funny does it mean I'm stupid?
18 posted on
03/12/2014 9:57:48 AM PDT by
vigilante2
(Re-elect nobody)
To: Borges
To: The Looking Spoon
28 posted on
03/12/2014 10:01:12 AM PDT by
TBP
(Obama lies, Granny dies.)
To: The Looking Spoon
Number 9 sounds like something the Marx Brothers would pull off.
29 posted on
03/12/2014 10:01:52 AM PDT by
TBP
(Obama lies, Granny dies.)
To: The Looking Spoon
My favorite “intellectual” joke is still the one about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac.
He sat up all night wondering if there was a dog.
31 posted on
03/12/2014 10:02:09 AM PDT by
CrazyIvan
(Obama phones= Bread and circuits.)
To: The Looking Spoon
I get them all. Some are more clever than others.
36 posted on
03/12/2014 10:03:14 AM PDT by
IronJack
To: The Looking Spoon
I’ve lost my train of thought and I wish you were on it.
38 posted on
03/12/2014 10:03:37 AM PDT by
TBP
(Obama lies, Granny dies.)
To: The Looking Spoon
I get many, but not really the logician ones! Very cute.
40 posted on
03/12/2014 10:04:37 AM PDT by
the OlLine Rebel
(Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
To: The Looking Spoon
A thief is crossing the street and is hit by a truck and dies and he finds himself in hell. A devil walks up to him and says:
“You’re just in time, Satan is giving his sermon in the great hall of hell.”
He then leads the thief to the hall and sits him way in back.
The thief then asks the devil why is he sitting in the back, and the devil says:
“We seat people according to how evil they were in life. Since your crime was theft you sit in the back”
The man then asks:
“So what did those people in front of me do?”
The devil says:
“Oh those are all rapists and the ones in front of them are all killers”
The thief then sees people sitting way in the front and Satan is spitting fire and lava all over them as they scream and yell in torture, and the thief wonders what could be worse than killing, so he asks the devil:
“So what did those people in the front row do?”
The devils says;
“Oh those are the people who kept reelecting Nancy Pelosi”
LOL!!
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