[Cincinatus' Wife]

Crist = a bonanza of straight lines for Cruz!

[MNlurker]

Good lord the jokes will right themselves.

[cotton1706]

Should say “former Cornyn endorsee Charlie Crist”

[AU72]

Crist will be be at the battle-of-wits unarmed.

[Vanbasten]

This is going to be quite the smackdown. I hope we can get some video of it!

[Joe Brower]

It is my sincerest wish that Cruz rips Crist apart limb from limb. Metaphorically speaking, of course... $:-)

Florida Freeper

[darkangel82]

Crist vs Cruz= Piper Cub vs fighter jet

[DManA]

Perfect example of a GOPe darling.

[PapaNew]

Republican-turned-Independent-turned-Democrat

Let's see, that would be a major part of the GOP, right? So now we have the plainly Socialist Party, then the Democratic Party described above, and then we have Americans (including the Tea Party and Sarah Palin).

[cripplecreek]

He’ll be wearing assless chaps.

[bestintxas]

Libs have yet to learn they cannot compete one on one with the formidable Texan

[SeminoleCounty]

Ted Cruz will take down Charli Crist.

Unfortunately, Rick Scott won’t

Ted Cruz for Florida Governor!

[silverleaf]

Cruz takes on an oompa loompa

that ought to be good

[SoFloFreeper]

Crist will look the fool, yet be praised by the media...especially the liberal Miami media.

[mouske]

“The Gridiron Dinner is one of Washington’s most oldest and prestigious events.”

...most oldest...??

[shove_it]

Don’t bring a Crist to a Cruz fight.

[shortstop]

**Crist = a bonanza of straight lines for Cruz! **

Crist and "straight" in the same sentence? That's a first.