Yes, something that all comedians would agree upon.
Go for it. He’s as qualified as the current dimwit...
Let's not sit back and just make fun of the VP, let's do everything in our power to elect a real, serious and viable Conservative who can appeal to the masses.
Biden is a clown but then again, Obama is a community organizer and look where he is sitting today.
Please! Please!
An arrogant, dishonest, vicious, stingy, baby-killing, “Catholic” dimwit. Someone who doesn’t have a thousandth of the character or brains needed to govern wisely or well, seeking the most powerful office in the world.
A mass of delusions, including delusions of adequacy.
Please! Please! Let him be the nominee!
He’ll be running on the “Stupid is as Stupid does” platform.
This electorate has shown a hard shift leftward since the last GOP White House win in 2004. As much of a joke Biden the Slow is to us he has a built-in advantage if he’s the dems’ nominee: he’s not a Republican. If somehow Hillary decides not to run (the ONLY scenario preventing her inauguration in 2017), Biden still has a much stronger chance of winning than whichever GOPer goes against him in 2016. Doesn’t mean he won’t stumble, which he likely will at some point, but out the gate, he’ll be in the stronger position.
Sounds like a good front bumper sticker.
Simply by running, Biden would contest Clinton's claim of entitlement and light a match on the Hindenburg that is her "inevitability." It would encourage others from outside the establishment to run against them both as a pair of old guard retreads who want the presidency out of a sense of entitlement.
A country that elected Obama twice could easily elect Joe Biden.
Yeah well, if he runs he’ll likely have the last laugh. After electing Obama, there’s no abyss the American voter will not dip into.
Prior to 2008 I actually thought Biden was a D’Rat with a little bit of brains. Since he has been VP I repent of my stupid misperceptions of ole dithering Joe.
Oh I too am in complete agreement, go for the golden ring Joey boy
According to the top-secret memo I saved from a wastepaper basket, Plugs' medical report predicts his demise (infected plugs) two days after Inauguration Day. Leaving Mama Michelle as your new POTUS. (There is a back-up demise plan 'B' in case the old fella lingers on.)
The campaign strategy is simple. Mama Obama will begin divorce proceedings against Kid Kenya at the beginning of the campaign, citing Reggie Love as co-respondent. The resulting Oprah-led wave of sympathy, including a pome by Maya Angelou will get the ticket 104% of the female vote. Joey Plugs will get everyone else an Obamaphone and increase EBT to $500 a month for every one, pay off foreclosures, forgive student loans, and extend unemployment benefits to 10 years. Congress, (the Dems having swept in in '14) will help the DNC register 40 million new Mexican voters.
The Republicans in 2016 will be split: Christie and Mitt, Dole and McCain, Romney and Trump, Palin and Bachmann, Jeb and Geraldo, Cruz and Rubio, will divide 25% of the vote.
I gotta go now. I am looking through more wastebaskets to find the Homeland Security Insurrection Suppression Plan.
The democrats are star-less. They will have to dig up a new candidate and need time to destroy/create records. It would be nice for them to get Hillary out of the way. Operation chaos perhaps?
Jim Dandy to the rescue!
Jim Dandy to the rescue!
Jim Dandy to the rescue!
Go, Jim Dandy! Go, Jim Dandy!
I was sitting on a mountain top.
30,000 feet to drop.
Tied me on a runaway horse
Uh huh, that's right, of course.
Jim Dandy to the rescue!
Go, Jim Dandy! Go, Jim Dandy!
One day, I met a girl named Sue.
She was feeling kind of blue.
I'm Dandy, the kind of guy
Who can't stand to see a little girl cry.
Jim Dandy to the rescue!
Go, Jim Dandy! Go, Jim Dandy!
Jim Dandy to the rescue!
Jim Dandy to the rescue!
Jim Dandy to the rescue!
Go, Jim Dandy! Gooooooo!
I was riding on a submarine
Got a message from my mermaid queen.
She was hanging on a fishing line.
Mr. Dandy didn't waste no time!
Jim Dandy to the rescue!
Go, Jim Dandy! Go, Jim Dandy!
Once upon a time, I went to Maine.
Got a ticket on a DC plane.
Mr. Dandy didn't need no chute!
I was high and ready to boot!
Jim Dandy to the rescue!
Go, Jim Dandy! Go, Jim Dandy!
Jim Dandy to the rescue!
Jim Dandy to the rescue!
Jim Dandy to the rescue!
Go, Jim Dandy! Go, Jim Dandy!
This is Jonah at his comedic best. If I listen to Rush, I want to go out and punch a lib, but with Jonah, I just want to laugh at them. I prefer laughing. Besides punching libs can get you arrested. Believe me I have thought about it.