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Black lesbian rev tells white gays how to reel in black church folk
http://www.gcmwatch.com ^ | August 16, 2013 | DL Foster

Posted on 08/16/2013 6:46:55 PM PDT by Maelstorm

Are you a white gay man who’s out of touch and spends too much time going to pride parades? Do you want to get connected with blacks so you can feel da spirit and really fight homophobia? Want to know how use manipulative tricks to get black church folk on your side to amp up your equality dreams? Well, fret no longer. In a new how to video, you too can learn to get black folks to do your bidding! And, get this!: its easy!

Aunt Thomasina?

If Uncle Tom had a sister, would she be called Aunt Thomasina? The Rev. Irene Monroe, with trademark head rag, sits down with the WGWBS (white gays with blogs) from Truth Won Out for this must watch new training video.

Rev. Monroe says if you use her approach its a done deal. If you do three simple things, white gays can have black folks eating out of their hands in no time:

1. You gotta get black ministers to talk for you. Blacks only listen to other blacks, right? This sounds like it was ripped off from Planned Parenthood’s racist founder Margaret Sanger who said blacks were “human weeds” that needed to be exterminated. She devised a clever tactic using black ministers to convince blacks that abortion was the best option to keeping black families manageable. We all know how that worked out. Thanks to Sanger, black women constitute only 13% of the female population (ages 15-44) in the US, but get 36% of the abortions. According to the Alan Guttmacher Institute, black women are more than 5 times as likely as white women to have an abortion. On average, 1,876 black babies are aborted every day in the United States. That’s a lot of dead black babies!

2. You gotta gets the black women on your side. Rev. Monroe said black women loves they babies. So what the white gays need to do is convince black mothers that homophobia (not abortion) is the cause of so many of their kids dying. Its easy, she says. Real simple. What she’s implying is that Black women are stereotypically gullible. But wait! There’s more! IF you get gullible black women to buy into your racist drivel, you can also hook the black church as well!!! Lean in for this one: Black women are the BACKBONE OF THE BLACK CHURCH! You get two for the price of one if you act now!! Good going Auntie!

3. Lastly —and we know this is going to be tough for that Christian-hating, financially privileged white gay man out there — you gotta work with those “faith based” religious organizations. If you’re going to get anywhere, you have to court the religious folks. We’re guessing that homosexual Jews and Muslims also have to co-sign the “faith based” groups to get the ball rolling. But that shouldn’t be a big problem. Anything for the ole equality cause. Bonus added if you snag the ones who already use the “affirming” moniker. That way you don’t have to pretend to tolerate all that talk about deliverance, freedom from homosexuality and exgay ministry you despise.

So, there you have it, in three easy steps. White gays now have the tricks to get black folks up and crackin in no time. But wait! Thats not all! Mention Miss Irene’s name and you’ll get instant recognition from black folks in those hard to get to hood churches!

And sorry, please ignore the jarring white gay club intro music. Rev. Monroe probably just forgot to tell them to use Swing Low Sweet Chariot.


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▶ TWO Interview with Rev. Irene Monroe: Homophobia and Donnie McClurkin - YouTube

1 posted on 08/16/2013 6:46:55 PM PDT by Maelstorm
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To: Maelstorm

I’ll pass.


2 posted on 08/16/2013 6:49:30 PM PDT by bigheadfred (INFIDEL)
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To: Maelstorm

Aunt Jemima redux!


3 posted on 08/16/2013 6:49:38 PM PDT by cloudmountain
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To: bigheadfred

You aren’t missing anything. Just another condescending liberal talking about how white liberals can better trick black folks into supporting them against their best interests and beliefs.


4 posted on 08/16/2013 6:51:53 PM PDT by Maelstorm (If all are treated as suspects it will not be long before we all are treated as prisoners.)
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To: Maelstorm

I had a real black pastor explain that white folks treat church like its God’s funeral and black folks treat it like God’s birthday party.


5 posted on 08/16/2013 6:52:02 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: cripplecreek

I would say there is some truth to that, even if it’s incomplete. To most blacks, going to church is their highlight of the week. Many whites do treat going to church as if it’s an interruption to their week.


6 posted on 08/16/2013 6:56:01 PM PDT by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults)
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To: Maelstorm

I had a hard enough time understanding the title, much less the first paragraph.


7 posted on 08/16/2013 6:56:37 PM PDT by workerbee (The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1)
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To: cripplecreek

That is certainly true some places. I’ve been to a black Baptist church a few times and it was one of the most welcoming experiences. I don’t think I ever got more hugs.


8 posted on 08/16/2013 6:57:36 PM PDT by Maelstorm (If all are treated as suspects it will not be long before we all are treated as prisoners.)
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To: Maelstorm

Two strikes against her right off the bat ... female preacher and lesbian. Seems she is batting 666 in the scheme of things, so to speak.


9 posted on 08/16/2013 6:59:03 PM PDT by doc1019
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To: cripplecreek

All the merrymaking can really brown off (no pun intended, heh heh) more sedate Christians but yeah. In general the more honest praise in the service the more powerful it is going to be. So often, honest praise is blasphemed by the sedate Christians. It shouldn’t be!


10 posted on 08/16/2013 6:59:05 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (The Lion of Judah will roar again if you give him a big hug and a cheer and mean it. See my page.)
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To: doc1019

heh heh...

but back to the kingdom. she is a sad case. she too can be forgiven if she chucks out her resistance to it.


11 posted on 08/16/2013 7:00:01 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (The Lion of Judah will roar again if you give him a big hug and a cheer and mean it. See my page.)
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To: workerbee

Its an interesting example of the tactics that leftists use to manipulate minorities.


12 posted on 08/16/2013 7:00:02 PM PDT by Maelstorm (If all are treated as suspects it will not be long before we all are treated as prisoners.)
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To: Maelstorm

” I don’t think I ever got more hugs.”

Did you check your wallet? j/k


13 posted on 08/16/2013 7:14:14 PM PDT by max americana (fired liberals in our company after the election, & laughed while they cried (true story))
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To: Jonty30

It was part of his explanation why blacks and whites have self segregated beginning in the churches and it carries over into the rest of life. He says that he believes the sense of community begins in church and points out that the word “community” comes from Commune as in communion.

When it comes right down to it, nobody wants a neighbor they wouldn’t feel comfortable going to church with.


14 posted on 08/16/2013 7:16:48 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: Maelstorm

Yeah when I went to my friend’s church I’ve never felt more welcome. Somebody could steal the pews out of that church and that congregation would barely notice.


15 posted on 08/16/2013 7:23:44 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: Maelstorm

My God, you need a program to keep up with these wack-jobs.


16 posted on 08/16/2013 7:59:27 PM PDT by Huskrrrr
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To: bigheadfred

If you to feel “da spirit” you have to surrender the “Holy Spirit”


17 posted on 08/16/2013 8:01:17 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: Maelstorm
If'n....Obama had a NANNY


18 posted on 08/16/2013 8:33:55 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey (This Message NOT Approved By The N.S.A.)
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To: MeshugeMikey

What FReeper is doing these Photoshops?


19 posted on 08/16/2013 8:35:54 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: GeronL
I do lots and lots of image mangling with Photoshop and a few other apps.


20 posted on 08/16/2013 8:47:39 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey (This Message NOT Approved By The N.S.A.)
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To: MeshugeMikey

Well, now you’ve gone and done it...you gave 0 a black eye ;)


21 posted on 08/16/2013 8:50:59 PM PDT by Jane Long (While Marxists continue the fundamental transformation of the USA, progressive RINOs stay silent.)
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To: MeshugeMikey

Do you know any way to get motion graphics on video without buying Adobe After Effects or whatever its called?


22 posted on 08/16/2013 8:51:41 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: cripplecreek; Jonty30

I had a real black pastor explain that white folks treat church like its God’s funeral and black folks treat it like God’s birthday party.
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And the same black folks (at least 93% in the last election/ 95% in 2008) go and vote for the most anti Christian man in the country for president.


23 posted on 08/16/2013 8:53:12 PM PDT by bramps (Sarah Palin got more votes in 2008 than Mitt Romney got in 2012)
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To: Jane Long

I YAM the Mock Doc yes!!!

WE deserve Only the Best in times like these!

The Nudge Squad,,,the IRS...and who knows else should be getting a EYEFUL!!


24 posted on 08/16/2013 8:59:51 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey (This Message NOT Approved By The N.S.A.)
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To: MeshugeMikey

Hee hee. You’re makin’ ‘em blink ;)


25 posted on 08/16/2013 9:02:34 PM PDT by Jane Long (While Marxists continue the fundamental transformation of the USA, progressive RINOs stay silent.)
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To: GeronL
I have one video I made with my Canon camera that I saved as a quicktime video..but it required no serious editing...

I do some animation in Adobe FLASH...and real simple stuff soley in Photoshop.


26 posted on 08/16/2013 9:18:20 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey (This Message NOT Approved By The N.S.A.)
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To: Jane Long
in a standoff .....he who blinks.... LOSES...yes!!


27 posted on 08/16/2013 9:27:08 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey (This Message NOT Approved By The N.S.A.)
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To: MeshugeMikey

All I really want is a quick (10 seconds max) intro animation like a newscast that I can follow with videos of my own. It seems as if I am destined for the lala land of Texas and I want to document it and annoy as many leftists as possible.

I have already prepped a possible blog site.

austinnewz.blogspot.com


28 posted on 08/16/2013 9:36:50 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: Maelstorm
Is it just me, or does she look a helluva lot like Andre Braugher? No, I don't mean that as an insult to Mr. Braugher, but dang...put her in a Union blue uniform, and I'd be thinking I was watching "Glory" again.

Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!

29 posted on 08/16/2013 9:46:17 PM PDT by wku man (It's almost deer season, got your DEERGOGGLES on yet? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jexrnFq2fXY)
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To: Maelstorm

i am over with blacks lecturing me and assuming as a white person i need their guidance on how to relate to black people.

i think with 93% of black murders being done by other blacks, i think blacks need some instruction on how to properly interact with other blacks.


30 posted on 08/16/2013 11:34:01 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: MeshugeMikey

So funny! Is she blinking Morse Code? Could you photoshop Zer0 and the Hildebeast riding an unicorn? That would be hilarious.


31 posted on 08/17/2013 12:37:50 AM PDT by jonrick46 (The opium of Communists: other people's money.)
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To: bramps
And the same black folks (at least 93% in the last election/ 95% in 2008) go and vote for the most anti Christian man in the country for president.

That was probably true at one point but my friend was actually trying to change that attitude. He was a social justice preacher but saw the light.
32 posted on 08/17/2013 3:59:47 AM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: jonrick46
hmm I hadn't thought of using Morse Code before you mentioned it, but it might in fact prove amusing in certain circumstances.

Imagine Sharpton "coding" "please mistuh IRS dont hold lil old me accountable for my huge tax debt..."


33 posted on 08/17/2013 7:18:45 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey (This Message NOT Approved By The N.S.A.)
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To: cripplecreek

There is NO joy in a Catholic Mass, especially of the Tridentine variety. I must be missing something.


34 posted on 08/17/2013 1:55:03 PM PDT by Clemenza ("History, I believe, furnishes no example of a priest-ridden people maintaining a free civil governm)
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To: Maelstorm

Gay cracker ping.


35 posted on 08/18/2013 8:18:03 AM PDT by The_Media_never_lie (Actually, they lie when it suits them! The crooked MS media must be defeated any way it can be done!)
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