Skip to comments.Black lesbian rev tells white gays how to reel in black church folk
Posted on 08/16/2013 6:46:55 PM PDT by Maelstorm
Are you a white gay man whos out of touch and spends too much time going to pride parades? Do you want to get connected with blacks so you can feel da spirit and really fight homophobia? Want to know how use manipulative tricks to get black church folk on your side to amp up your equality dreams? Well, fret no longer. In a new how to video, you too can learn to get black folks to do your bidding! And, get this!: its easy!
If Uncle Tom had a sister, would she be called Aunt Thomasina? The Rev. Irene Monroe, with trademark head rag, sits down with the WGWBS (white gays with blogs) from Truth Won Out for this must watch new training video.
Rev. Monroe says if you use her approach its a done deal. If you do three simple things, white gays can have black folks eating out of their hands in no time:
1. You gotta get black ministers to talk for you. Blacks only listen to other blacks, right? This sounds like it was ripped off from Planned Parenthoods racist founder Margaret Sanger who said blacks were human weeds that needed to be exterminated. She devised a clever tactic using black ministers to convince blacks that abortion was the best option to keeping black families manageable. We all know how that worked out. Thanks to Sanger, black women constitute only 13% of the female population (ages 15-44) in the US, but get 36% of the abortions. According to the Alan Guttmacher Institute, black women are more than 5 times as likely as white women to have an abortion. On average, 1,876 black babies are aborted every day in the United States. Thats a lot of dead black babies!
2. You gotta gets the black women on your side. Rev. Monroe said black women loves they babies. So what the white gays need to do is convince black mothers that homophobia (not abortion) is the cause of so many of their kids dying. Its easy, she says. Real simple. What shes implying is that Black women are stereotypically gullible. But wait! Theres more! IF you get gullible black women to buy into your racist drivel, you can also hook the black church as well!!! Lean in for this one: Black women are the BACKBONE OF THE BLACK CHURCH! You get two for the price of one if you act now!! Good going Auntie!
3. Lastly and we know this is going to be tough for that Christian-hating, financially privileged white gay man out there you gotta work with those faith based religious organizations. If youre going to get anywhere, you have to court the religious folks. Were guessing that homosexual Jews and Muslims also have to co-sign the faith based groups to get the ball rolling. But that shouldnt be a big problem. Anything for the ole equality cause. Bonus added if you snag the ones who already use the affirming moniker. That way you dont have to pretend to tolerate all that talk about deliverance, freedom from homosexuality and exgay ministry you despise.
So, there you have it, in three easy steps. White gays now have the tricks to get black folks up and crackin in no time. But wait! Thats not all! Mention Miss Irenes name and youll get instant recognition from black folks in those hard to get to hood churches!
And sorry, please ignore the jarring white gay club intro music. Rev. Monroe probably just forgot to tell them to use Swing Low Sweet Chariot.
Well, now you’ve gone and done it...you gave 0 a black eye ;)
Do you know any way to get motion graphics on video without buying Adobe After Effects or whatever its called?
I had a real black pastor explain that white folks treat church like its Gods funeral and black folks treat it like Gods birthday party.
And the same black folks (at least 93% in the last election/ 95% in 2008) go and vote for the most anti Christian man in the country for president.
I YAM the Mock Doc yes!!!
WE deserve Only the Best in times like these!
The Nudge Squad,,,the IRS...and who knows else should be getting a EYEFUL!!
Hee hee. You’re makin’ ‘em blink ;)
All I really want is a quick (10 seconds max) intro animation like a newscast that I can follow with videos of my own. It seems as if I am destined for the lala land of Texas and I want to document it and annoy as many leftists as possible.
I have already prepped a possible blog site.
Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!
i am over with blacks lecturing me and assuming as a white person i need their guidance on how to relate to black people.
i think with 93% of black murders being done by other blacks, i think blacks need some instruction on how to properly interact with other blacks.
So funny! Is she blinking Morse Code? Could you photoshop Zer0 and the Hildebeast riding an unicorn? That would be hilarious.
There is NO joy in a Catholic Mass, especially of the Tridentine variety. I must be missing something.
Gay cracker ping.
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