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All-New 2014 Jeep Cherokee: UGLY as Homemade Shoes!
Reaganite Republican ^ | 25 March 2013 | Reaganite Republican

Posted on 03/25/2013 1:23:50 PM PDT by Reaganite Republican


What were they thinking...

As a lifelong car nut, I can assure you I'm about as open-minded as they get when it comes to automotive design... and if FIAT did even one thing good with Chrysler  I just kind of assumed the Italians would be bringing some dashing, innovative styling to Mopars and Jeeps over the next few years... THEN THIS!

Pics of next year's replacement for the Jeep Liberty have been released, the 'bold' 2014 Jeep Cherokee: while there's no denying some original thinking here, the interwebs have exploded with derision, revulsion... and cackles of laughter:

"Kill it with fire"

"EpicSuperMegaFAIL face"

"The Catfish"
 
Those are some of the harsher critiques that greeted Jeep's "bold" new Cherokee on automotive websites around the world within hours of its unveiling. 

The all-new mid-size SUV features polarising styling, with the recognisable seven-slot grille sporting a prominent horizontal crease through its centre. 

Slimline headlights and larger, squared-off fog-lights and a thick, angular front bumper help cement the new look for a Cherokee that clearly looks as though it will appeal to a different market to the squarer Cherokees that have typified the breed...


Speaking of ugly cars...

Jeep.com   Drive.com


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: cherokee; chrylser; fiat; jeep
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To: Sirius Lee

children.


81 posted on 03/25/2013 2:59:21 PM PDT by Chickensoup (200 million unarmed people killed in the 20th century by Leftist Totalitarian Fascists)
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To: Reaganite Republican

All cars are ugly these days. The high “beltline” is really ugly.


82 posted on 03/25/2013 2:59:25 PM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: jjotto

I will say contrary to what some might think, the current Giulietta is an excellent car


83 posted on 03/25/2013 3:05:25 PM PDT by Reaganite Republican
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To: catfish1957

What a ko-inky-dink! New Darts have trouble making 50 mph too. OK, maybe not, but they’re among the slowest new vehicles on the road in base form. We’re talkin’ ‘competitive’ with a Prius at getting up to freeway speed!


84 posted on 03/25/2013 3:05:26 PM PDT by jjotto ("Ya could look it up!")
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To: Sirius Lee

THAT’s what I’m talkin bout


85 posted on 03/25/2013 3:06:19 PM PDT by Reaganite Republican
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To: Fresh Wind

I was trying to think of WHERE I’ve seen that lower grill, FW

BINGO, it WAS a KIA...


86 posted on 03/25/2013 3:07:12 PM PDT by Reaganite Republican
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To: TheThirdRuffian
I recently bough an older (but with brand new turbo diesel engine and fully re-done) Land Rover Defender.

The Defender is an awesome vehicle. I watched helplessly as a stock D90 pull a heavily modified CJ (mine) out of the mud. And then it pulled a Toyota SR5, and then another Wrangler. Humbling that.

87 posted on 03/25/2013 3:10:27 PM PDT by Sirius Lee (All that is required for evil to advance is for government to do "something")
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To: Dallas59

You post made me cry with tears of joy.


88 posted on 03/25/2013 3:11:19 PM PDT by Sirius Lee (All that is required for evil to advance is for government to do "something")
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To: Chickensoup
children.

Indeed. If you have children, you want four doors.

89 posted on 03/25/2013 3:13:34 PM PDT by Sirius Lee (All that is required for evil to advance is for government to do "something")
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To: Lurker

They are very popular here in Colombia. We may be getting another for here and one for the US...we live in both places.


90 posted on 03/25/2013 3:16:36 PM PDT by rrrod (at home in Medellin Colombia)
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To: Charles Martel

I was only thinking about current production cars, but your Camaro certainly is right in there with the ugliest. I remember that two-tone combo you mention. I doubt any have survived without a repaint. The first generation Camaro was a great design, and the second generation (with the metal bumpers) was really good too. Ford went through its dark age with the Mustang, and got its act together again with the current versions, modernized, but with the spirit of the original fully intact. Chevy made an attempt with the latest Camaro, but they fell short. Maybe next time they will get it right.


91 posted on 03/25/2013 3:17:29 PM PDT by Fresh Wind (The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.)
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To: Reaganite Republican

Oh yeah! But Gi’as can be had with 230+hp and 6.5 sec. 0-60 times. Nothing remotely like that in a Dart! I don’t even think the suspension is remotely the same.

I might just waste my time and money on a 4C if it ever gets here.


92 posted on 03/25/2013 3:22:21 PM PDT by jjotto ("Ya could look it up!")
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To: Reaganite Republican

Front end looks like those Bemmer front ends.


93 posted on 03/25/2013 3:24:43 PM PDT by RetiredArmy (1 Cor 15: 50-54 & 1 Thess 4: 13-17. That about covers it.)
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To: jjotto

All that might be true, however most new cars still look like shoes.

I have no desire to drive a car that looks like a shoe.


94 posted on 03/25/2013 4:37:50 PM PDT by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: jjotto

All that might be true, however most new cars still look like shoes.

I have no desire to drive a car that looks like a shoe.


95 posted on 03/25/2013 4:44:53 PM PDT by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: bert
I think they only make Wranglers in China, not Grd Cherokees and such They're making this new Cherokee in Toledo, OH, which is still on the site of the original Willys Jeep plant, FWIW http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeep_Cherokee_(KL)
96 posted on 03/26/2013 2:04:02 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican
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To: Sirius Lee

Yeah, I live in the Rockies.

In fairness when you read this story, remember I have snow tires with the plastic ice-studs, but the cops saw me, waived me to the front of the line of cars and trucks in a pass that was about the close, and I proceeded to plod forward at 15-20mph in 4 feet of snow and ice with a line of 50 cars behind me.

Can’t go fast, but I can go anywhere.

I stopped at the cafe on the other side of the pass, and people got out and were taking pictures with my truck.


97 posted on 03/26/2013 7:49:45 AM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (RINOS like Romney, McCain, Dole are sure losers. No more!)
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