Posted on 02/03/2013 9:13:31 AM PST by NOBO2012
Day 2 and the controversy heats up: Did Big Guy play golf or go shootin on his birthday?
First, some information on background: Despite being surrounded by well-equipped Secret Service agents at all times, BO insists on packin his own:
Oh yeah; its big. Its black. Its powerful. Its Barrys Black-Barry (BBB), and its smokin hot.
BBB allows him to shoot off important text messages at any time:
After handling another crisis, Big Guy returns his piece to its holster:
For an experienced shooter like BO, there is no doubt in my mind that he could squeeze in both a golf game and a skeeter shoot at the same time. If you still dont believe me, heres an un-retouched photo as evidence:
And if you still need evidence that gay guys can shoot straight, heres an archival photo of JFK at Camp David with world famous gay writers Gore Vidal (dark glasses) and Tennessee Williams(snip)
I rest my case.
I close todays episode of The Skeet Shooter with an homage to Mason Williams most famous poem, Them Moose Goosers: (with apologies to real skeet shooters)
Them Skeet Shooters
How bout them skeet shooters
aint they sweet?
Up in them boondocks
composin they Tweets.
Shootin them big skeet (snip)
Obammy!
Skeet shooter?
buggerer maybe,
Sheet shooter, no.
Obammy!
Skeet shooter?
buggerer maybe,
Sheet shooter, no.
Gil Elvgren was actually a pretty famous “pin-up” artist back in the day.
http://elvgrenpinup.com/elvgren_titles_M_O.html
“Browning or remington copy of the browning. The shooter also has poor form.”
might be a winchester
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