Posted on 11/19/2012 12:38:06 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
PING!
Top Five!
Frankly, I would love to see a Bimbo Hostess line of products...
“Now, I’m really beginning to get really concerned I may have consumed my last slice of Wonder Bread!”
First world problems.
You’ve outdown yourself this time.
Top 10!
Jim Reeves
BIMBO
Songwriters: MORRIS, RODNEY
Bimbo, Bimbo, where ya gonna go-e-o
Bimbo, Bimbo, whatcha gonna do-e-o
Bimbo, Bimbo, does your mommy know
That you’re goin’ down the road to see a little girleo.
Bimbo is a little boy who’s got a million friends,
And every time he passes by, they all invite him in.
He’ll clap his hands and sing and dance, and talk his baby talk,
With a hole in his pants and his knees a-stickin’ out,
He’s just big enough to walk.
Bimbo, Bimbo, where ya gonna go-e-o
Bimbo, Bimbo, whatcha gonna do-e-o
Bimbo, Bimbo, does your mommy know
That you’re goin’ down the road to see a little girleo.
Bimbo’s got two big blue eyes that light up like a star,
And the way to light them up is to buy him candy bars.
Crackerjacks and bubblegum will start his day off right,
All the girlies follow him just a-beggin’ him for a bite.
Bimbo, Bimbo, candy on your face-e-o,
Bimbo, Bimbo, chewin’ on your gum-e-o.
Bimbo, Bimbo, when you gonna grow
Everybody loves you, little baby Bimbo.
You never catch him sittin’ still, he’s just the rovin’ kind,
Altho’ he’s just a little boy, he’s got a grown-up mind.
He’s always got a shaggy dog a-pullin’ at his clothes,
And everybody calls to him as down the street he goes.
Bimbo, Bimbo, where ya gonna go-e-o
Bimbo, Bimbo, whatcha gonna do-e-o
Bimbo, Bimbo, does your mommy know
That you’re goin’ down the road to see a little girl-e-o
Fear? Come now, my chid. There must be 10 different brands of bread at my supermarket. Ditch the Wonder if it's Really Bread and try Franz. Baked right down the street here in the beautiful, soggy, Pacific Northwest.
The diseased posters at the DUmpster are happy about the loss of Hostess because all their products are not Bloomberg friendly but now someone is lamenting the loss of Wonder white bread? You can compress a loaf of that down to a small ball.
All the talk about how bad their food is to America yet they miss Wonder white bread. Typical reasoning of the pseudo intelligentsia. I thought they were for wheat breads in the interest of all the horribly overweight Americans the media says we have. Too bad if people look at their friends and co-workers, I don’t know too many Gov. Christies - Jaba in the flesh.
There’s a factory in Sacramento that we visited in 1967 in Elementary skrool. They used to give out a mini-loaf to folks who toured their factory. I wonder how it’s going to affect Sacramento. Just driving past the plant on Arden way was enough to smell a wonderful scent.
DUmmie boston bean, aka Wonder Woman.
[They sold Pizza Hut IN ITALY?? Why??]
Hehehehe........Same reason you won’t find a Red Lobster restaurant in New England.
LOL! I thought this was real!
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wow, only took 2 weeks into Obama’s second term to produce empty shelves at the grocery store...
I went on a field trip to the local Wonder Bread Bakery also in 1967, when I was in 2nd grade. It was themed as Alice in “Wonder”land, and starred Tweedle-dee and Tweedle-dum. The smell of fresh-baked bread is very nice. Also, we got to eat a slice that was still warm.
Bimbo Baggin’. LOL! LOL! LOL! You’re good.
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