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White House Unable to Deal with Libya Due to “Scheduling Difficulties”
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 26 February 2011 | John Semmens

Posted on 02/27/2011 9:12:17 AM PST by John Semmens

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To: haircutter
By the way does any one know if the Obama’s attended church today???

though he was turning over a new leaf...RIGHT

21 posted on 02/27/2011 10:14:06 AM PST by haircutter
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To: John Semmens

Step down Obama.


22 posted on 02/27/2011 10:19:58 AM PST by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: ThunderSleeps

We do not have a president in the White House. We have a No Talent Pop Star with an extreme sense of entitlement, that screams “Do you know who I am”. It’s more important to go to the right parties to see and be seen than do any real work. Besides, it’s boring to deal with terrorist threats and economic meltdowns, so it’s time for another vay-kay.
(sounds like some people from Edina, MN)

You compare Obama with Carter, as in being in the “react mode”. Obama is not even reacting, since he doesn’t give a damn anyway. It’s part of the plan for putting this country “in its place”. The destruction is deliberate. Just look at his cabinet appointments and choice of “czars”.


23 posted on 02/27/2011 10:25:06 AM PST by Fred Hayek (All Hail the No Talent Pop Star pResident.)
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To: John Semmens

17 / 2 / 2

Outstanding as usual John.

:-)

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24 posted on 02/27/2011 10:37:15 AM PST by TLI ( ITINERIS IMPENDEO VALHALLA)
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To: John Semmens

I heard that Barack went to church today. It is the church of “The Golf cart and tee off at 9:00AM.” his friend from saddleback Community Church Rick warren started this new church as a satellite church to make sure the evangelical christians know that Barack Obama is truly a christian. breaking News Barack Obama tells rick warren that he is having a real hard time with his prayer life and the prayer rug and the closet that faces East is getting quit claustrophobic. The Secret Service is really getting tired of the hourly visits to the nearest Mosque so Obama can smoke a cigarette without any of the infidels finding out he is still smoking cigarettes. lastly he told Rick warren that he is getting really tired of sleeping on the couch, because he told Michelle she had a big butt. He is really looking for his two hour visits with his new social secretary. Rick warren goes two hour visits. gee Rick this will free me up so I have no more scheduling conflicts so I do not seek out male companionship at the Gym. i can have the liasions right here in the Oral Office, and perform the Lewinski. That’s it for the breaking news.


25 posted on 02/27/2011 10:56:06 AM PST by hondact200 (Candor dat viribos alas (sincerity gives wings to strength) and Nil desperandum (never despair))
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26 posted on 02/27/2011 10:59:20 AM PST by traumer
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To: bigheadfred

She’s eating more calories in order to save the children from obesity.


27 posted on 02/27/2011 11:57:45 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
I hear she wasn't too happy after that incident on her ski trip. Barry best try to mollify her a bit.

"You scanned my ski pass TWICE!!??"

"Yeah, lady. Once for you. Once for your a$$. It's a SKI lift. Not a Jiffy Lube... "


28 posted on 02/27/2011 1:51:09 PM PST by bigheadfred (THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE HAS BEGUN)
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To: bigheadfred

I wander how well Mooochelle can ski? You don’t really see too many Amish out there on the slopes.


29 posted on 02/27/2011 4:58:38 PM PST by bjorn14 (Woe to those who call good evil and evil good. Isaiah 5:20)
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To: John Semmens
When did North Africa become part of “Asia”?

WTF????

You know if any conservative had said this they would be packing their bag and sent back to the idiot farm where they find these numbskulls.

30 posted on 02/27/2011 5:01:03 PM PST by allmendream (Tea Party did not send the GOP to D.C. to negotiate the terms of our surrender to socialism.)
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To: bjorn14
She goes tubing. Without the tube. It's redundant. It just looks like she is sitting on an old truck tire's inner tube...


31 posted on 02/27/2011 5:07:25 PM PST by bigheadfred (THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE HAS BEGUN)
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To: allmendream

Well, he might be refering to Bahrain and Yemen which technically are part of Asia but he’s still an idiot if he made these comments.


32 posted on 02/28/2011 5:42:52 AM PST by bjorn14 (Woe to those who call good evil and evil good. Isaiah 5:20)
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To: bjorn14

It was satire, so I wonder if the satirical writer was confused.


33 posted on 02/28/2011 5:44:07 AM PST by allmendream (Tea Party did not send the GOP to D.C. to negotiate the terms of our surrender to socialism.)
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To: bigheadfred

You go to Vail to go tubing??? Guess the local hill isn’t good enough for Moooochelle Antoinette. Maybe she couldn’t afford the $108 lift ticket since she was paying for it.


34 posted on 02/28/2011 5:48:52 AM PST by bjorn14 (Woe to those who call good evil and evil good. Isaiah 5:20)
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To: allmendream

You can never ever tell with this bunch in the WH. Carney is the new guy so he’s not a slick liar yet.


35 posted on 02/28/2011 5:51:59 AM PST by bjorn14 (Woe to those who call good evil and evil good. Isaiah 5:20)
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Carney is the new guy so he’s not a slick liar yet.

No. He's an ignorant, bumbling fool instead.

36 posted on 02/28/2011 6:05:24 AM PST by paulycy (Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
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