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The Flying iPad
Comic Sans Relief ^ | September 2010 | Chris Ainsworth

Posted on 09/27/2010 5:04:11 PM PDT by ctdonath2

The iPad that just flew off the top of my minivan going 70 MPH then landing on Interstate 75's asphalt was as good as new.

(Excerpt) Read more at comicsansrelief.com ...


TOPICS: Computers/Internet
KEYWORDS: apple; ipad
One more alleged criticism eviscerated.

Yes, the plural of anecdote is not data, and of course the device can crack, but the iPad is nonetheless well made and tough.

1 posted on 09/27/2010 5:04:17 PM PDT by ctdonath2
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To: Swordmaker

Heh!


2 posted on 09/27/2010 5:05:19 PM PDT by ctdonath2 (+)
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To: ctdonath2

Legal disclaimer: This unit is not intended to fly through the air at any speed over 16.8 MPH. Nor is it intended to land on anything harder that stale biscuits. However, if in the event said unit survives any event of greater proportion that the above statements, count yourself lucky :>)


3 posted on 09/27/2010 5:08:25 PM PDT by irishtenor (Tag lines, they are not what they used to be...)
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To: ctdonath2
I had a ski rack come off my car at 80mph with minimal damage. The thing flew like a frisbee . . . which was good, since I had about $3000 worth of gear on that thing.

The scariest part was running back to to the rack before some trucker nailed it (it was sitting in the middle of the lane). God Bless you, Ontario truckers . . . there are at least three of you who I owe a beer.

4 posted on 09/27/2010 5:10:33 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: ctdonath2
My abacus lost the 1,000 column after doing the same thing.

Little black balls with holes all over the freeway...

5 posted on 09/27/2010 5:13:18 PM PDT by Leo Farnsworth (I'm really not Leo Farnsworth.)
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To: ctdonath2
True story.

I had the back window of a Ford Taurus blow out going down the highway at 70. It was a really hot day, the AC wasn't working, and I had all the windows rolled down. Suddently it got very quiet in the car, and I look in the side mirror and saw that window about 20 ft. in the air, turning end over end. There was also a blanket on the package shelf that went out with it. I went back for the blanket, and found the glass laying in the median, without a crack in it. I put it in the back seat and drove on to the next town big enough to have a glass shop, and had it put back in.

6 posted on 09/27/2010 5:13:23 PM PDT by tacticalogic
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To: tacticalogic

Get the ipad! Tougher tham a Toughbook.


7 posted on 09/27/2010 6:02:28 PM PDT by barb-tex (Nov. 2!(Election Day) Dia de los Muertas. ( Day of the Dead), Them or Us. Nov 5, Guy Falkes Day)
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To: ctdonath2
Was at JiffyLube on Saturday (I know, I was in a hurry, should have just done it myself..) and a nice couple with Obama stickers plastered on their car were each fooling around with their iPads. He got called out to the service bay (so they can show you a...dirty air filter! I didn't have such stickers, they didn't bother with me..)

Anyway, he puts down his iPad, goes out, chats a few, adds on to his services (gotta get a new air filter) and comes back in, jabbering away on his iPhone and sits right down on his iPad, cracking the screen in two places.

If I ever see him again, I'll suggest he store it atop his car instead of on the hard plastic seat in a repair waiting area.

Pretty expensive trip for them, that's for certain.

8 posted on 09/27/2010 6:05:38 PM PDT by kingu (Favorite Sticker: Lost hope, and Obama took my change.)
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To: tacticalogic
I was driving my 77 Nova down the 3rd lane of I-5 when there was a big bang and the steering went mushy.

Well....more mushy.

I looked out my left window to see my beauty ring doing 65 in the lane next to me. Obviously, I had a flat

There was a lot of traffic and it took me a half-mile or so to get to the shoulder. I stopped. Turned off the engine. Looked out the window before opening the door and my beauty ring had followed me.

It passed me on the left doing 3 or 4 MPH, pulled in front of my car, spun down and stopped about 15 feet directly off my hood ornament.

I just sat there for about 20 seconds, trying to figure out how the hell that happened.

9 posted on 09/27/2010 6:15:51 PM PDT by Psycho_Bunny (Hail To The Fail-In-Chief)
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To: barb-tex
Get the ipad! Tougher tham a Toughbook.

My wife might use one if I buy the wireless gear it would take to make it work at my house, but it won't run what I need right now.

10 posted on 09/27/2010 6:23:51 PM PDT by tacticalogic
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To: ctdonath2

During the ‘80’s, I worked for a microwave electronics firm that did most of its work as a defense subcontractor. We were building a frequency translator that was a key component for the ECM system of the B1-B. One of the environmental tests required for each unit was a constant acceleration test. Being a small firm, we decided to build a rig so we could do the test ourselves and save money. We put an armature kind of like an airplane propeller on a large electric motor. Not unmindful of the fact that the device would be spinning at 700 mph, we enclosed the rig with a box built out of 1” particle board. Well, the guy who designed it was an electrical engineer, not a mechanical engineer, and he underestimated the sheer stresses on the screws that would be holding the units on the ends of the nearly three foot “propeller blade”. Sure enough, the screws gave. The unit shot off, blasting a hole in the 1” particle board and slamming into a concrete wall at what must have still been several hundred miles an hour. Luckily, no one was in the way. Out of curiosity, we hooked the unit up. It still met specs.

The redesigned constant acceleration test rig was massively over-engineered to insure against a repeat performance.


11 posted on 09/27/2010 6:33:26 PM PDT by tommythev (No Dick Dale in the R&R HOF? for shame!)
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To: Psycho_Bunny
Cool.

There was a Nascar race a few years ago where Kurt Busch had a left side wheel crack through the lug nuts. As he pulled off the track toward the pits it came completely loose and started off down the front straight. He got to his pit box, and they change the tire and got him back out. When he got to the end of pit road to get back onto the track his broken wheel and tire arrived just in time to meet him.

12 posted on 09/27/2010 6:39:46 PM PDT by tacticalogic
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To: ctdonath2

I’m pretty impressed with the (hardware) quality of the iPad as well. I agree 100% ... it’s a nice, rugged device. I recently got one from work ... and I am one of those people that never have anything nice to say about Apple :-).

Now don’t get me started on how inferior its OS is to other netbooks ;-). Also, I had forgotten how much I hated iTunes. I know, it runs better on a Mac, but I loathe overpaying for my hardware as well as using inferior operating systems ;-).

I still can’t believe I am actually enjoying an Apple product though. I wanted an iPad for two things ... the ability to take notes by hand (somewhat fails in this department as it wasn’t made for handwriting, but the two apps I found for a whole $7 total work fairly well with a stylus) as well as have basic computing functions that you might find on a netbook.

Is it worth $750 (I got the 32GB model with 3G capabilities) ... based on the quality of the hardware, hell yeah! This thing was made for travel and abuse. It definitely one of the nicest toys I’ve used :-).

Still, I think there are going to be several alternatives in the near future that’ll allow me to give this thing to one of the more brainwashed Apple fanboys I work with. I’m looking for more of a laptop replacement in an iPad form factor with better handwriting capabilities.

If only this thing had an x86 processor :-). Yeah, I know, the battery life wouldn’t be as long, but it’d also replace a laptop I’d have to lug around when traveling.


13 posted on 09/27/2010 7:00:54 PM PDT by edh (I need a better tagline)
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To: ctdonath2

This iPad was not so lucky...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2reUy9YHseg


14 posted on 09/27/2010 8:13:24 PM PDT by Boogieman
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To: kingu
Anyway, he puts down his iPad, goes out, chats a few, adds on to his services (gotta get a new air filter) and comes back in, jabbering away on his iPhone and sits right down on his iPad, cracking the screen in two places.

Ow, that had to hurt... in his wallet. It's cured with a surgical procedure called a creditectomy...

15 posted on 09/28/2010 5:12:19 PM PDT by Swordmaker (This tag line is a Microsoft product "insult" free zone!)
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