DUmmie FUnnies 09-06-06 ("The answers to many of our questions can be found in the movie 'V'")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 6, 2006 | DUmmies, KOmmies, and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

That a good one. Now I want to make a movie called V For Verkaik. It would star Yours Truly and Ms Verkaik. The setting would be a Las Vegas hotel suite. With lots of champagne. Not much plot however.

[NeoCaveman]

I also liked V for it's the pro-life message. Even if your child is half-lizard, chose life.

But I liked it mostly for Diana

[Charles Henrickson]

a prisoner named Valerie. . . .

Valerie in her prison pajamas:

[.cnI redruM]

>>>The answers to many of our questions can be found in the movie "V"

Someone must be asking all the stupid questions.

>>>>The Stones made it real.

Real ugly maybe. Mick looks like the South end of a Northbound pug.

[kevkrom]

Not much plot however.

And yet still slightly more believable than "V For Vendetta".

[PJ-Comix]

I think there have ALREADY been Guy Fawkes masks popping up at Leftist demonstrations. Didn't someone post such a pic in the FR?

[Petronski]

...and my mind is blown.

Like a .5 mA fuse...

[Charles Henrickson]

let's call it 2020. . . .

Barbara Walters is in this too?

[kevkrom]

Barbara Walters is in this too?

No, I am *not* going to find a picture for this one.

[kcordell]

This thread was posted by "philosoraptor" who is the reincarnation of that DUmmie idiot "mopaul."

[Charles Henrickson]

Valerie's account of life as an emerging, then fully out and proud lesbian. . . .

Valerie while she was still covert:

[PJ-Comix]

Check out NewsBusters. Scroll down a wee bit.

[Personal Responsibility]

I've read the hype, and I finally viewed it, and my mind is blown.

Much like when Hulk Hogan played pro wrestler Thunderlips in Rocky III, a DUmmie lib having a blown mind is not a stretch.

[PJ-Comix]

Hey Clemenza. You're a big Natalie Portman fan. You should watch this flick just to see how to impress her. Actually the bit with V impressing Natalie (Evie) with his extensive knowledge of Shakespeare quotes is the only thing in this flick that has a relationship with reality. Anyway, something like that sure worked for me when I lived in Arlington, VA and impressed a whole bunch of chix by a swimming pool by merely reading poetry aloud from a Robert Service book.

Anyway, Clemenza, you can start practicing by saying aloud to a pic of Pied Piper Pitt: "Brevity is the soul of wit."

[kevkrom]

Violence should ALWAYS be the last resort

Except, of course, when engaging in violent fantasies about hurting or killing Bush, Cheney, Rove, etc. Then they have no problem with violnce.

[Charles Henrickson]

Valerie . . . writes of her lie on toilet paper. . . .

To wipe up the leak?

[The Right Stuff]

You're right about that - they are the most violent people I've ever seen at "peace" protests.

[Gordongekko909]

This is when an opportunistic Undersecretary of Defense Sutler rose to the top tier of the Conservative Party, his zealous, reactionary and violent brand of Christianity riding the tide with him. Not only were Muslims targeted and deported, then 'resettled', so was anybody who was not first British, then English, for Adam Sutler was not in the least interested in there being a United Kingdom; his country was England.

Funny... this sounds not so much how conservative Christians operate, but A LOT like how Muslim caliphates operate. Can't blame the Muzzies for anything though, can we?

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

girls who eat birds and mice are hot!

[PJ-Comix]

I know of a great way to watch V For Vendetta. With a group of Freepers where the flick is given the Mystery Science Theater 3000 treatment. This movie ranks up there with the unintentionally humorous campiness of Plan 9 From Outer Space. The viciously SNARLING Adam Sutler has to be seen to be believed. Oh and then there is the sex crazed potty mouthed archbishop who has the hots for little girls. I kid you not.