DUmmie FUnnies 09-06-06 ("The answers to many of our questions can be found in the movie 'V'")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 6, 2006 | DUmmies, KOmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

Adam Sutler. . . .

HE'S in this too?!

Man, talk about your all-star cast. . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

the herd purified through frequent cullings.

Sounds like High Chancellor Skinner.

[Charles Henrickson]

the relatively minor hardships of falling in and out of young love. . . .

The Newtonian Pedagogue knows all about minor hardships.

[Charles Henrickson]

now I know what to wear on Halloween.

Here's what I'm wearing for Fitzmas:

[Charles Henrickson]

Cheney mask, prison orange and handcuffs and shackles.

The Orange Revolution begins today!

[kenth]

immenent reinstarement of the draft, which of course not only never happened, but was voted against by its own sponsor, Democrat Charlie Rangel

That was priceless, especially his whining afterward that actually bringing it to a vote was playing politics.

[3catsanadog]

I love the Kos poster who wrote glowingly about V in an attempt to sound academic elite, then states his next favorite movie of the year is Batman.

[Charles Henrickson]

Oh and then there is the sex crazed potty mouthed archbishop who has the hots for little girls.

As played by Richard Chamberlain:

[3catsanadog]

Bullocks! That's what we need to learn to say

Sounds like a good, fighting cheer word to me!!!

Bullocks!!!! Remember the Alamo!!!

[faq]

I like it when you post links to your Newsbusters articles. It gives me a chance to look around that site and read some of their comments. It seems there are a lot of knowledgeable people posting over there. You need to tell Newsbusters, however, that they need to number their posts. That way posters can brag about being in the top 100 like me! Woo hoo!

[investigateworld]

Bravo!

I'll be humming those tunes all day.

[PJ-Comix]

Actually one of the Robert Service poems could be used in a Sunday service. It was about some guy at St. Pete's Gate who was a real scoundrel. Everything in his record from his worldly life said he needed to go on the Down Escalator. HOWEVER, the Gatekeeper also noted that the scoundrel was very kind to a dog he had found and for that he got the ride on the Up Escalator. I think there was more to it than that but am working only from vague memory.

[PJ-Comix]

I like it when you post links to your Newsbusters articles. It gives me a chance to look around that site and read some of their comments. It seems there are a lot of knowledgeable people posting over there.

If you have an RSS Reader, I definitely recommend you add NewsBusters to your list so you can be constantly updated. I find that Bloglines is definitely the BEST newsreader since it is Web based and won't take up 'puter memory.

[Purrcival]

[And they make sure you know that EVIL Adam Sutler is a member of the Conservative Party.]

...with a "reactionary and violent brand of (gasp) CHRISTIANITY"!

[Purrcival]

Sutler swept to power in convincing fashion...

Well, their comparison of Sutler to the eeeeeevil George W. Bush falls apart right there! Supposedly, "*" was "selected, not elected" and he "stole" two elections, so can they claim that he "swept to power in convincing fashion"?

[Purrcival]

Apocalypse Down ...

Is that some combination of "Apocalypse Now" and "Blackhawk Down" that I've never heard about before?

[Purrcival]

V for Verkaik, not much plot, etc. etc.

Would Ron Jeremy be co-starring in this one?

[freedumb2003]

M for Moonbat

[stands2reason]

Geez, they can't even spell bollocks...

[dirtbiker]

Got that right!

Willie (Robert Englund) went on to become Freddie Krueger in all those "Nightmare on Elm Street" movies....He was good comic relief on "V", but Diana was HOT for a lizard!!!