“My girlfriend...”
Is she now a “former” GF?
“Is she now a “former” GF?”
Oh, yes. 14 years of dating. I left her (Beat her to the punch) and she left that night and stayed with mister World of Warcraft fisherman.
A year later I met a real woman and married her a few months later. 14 years vs 14 weeks. Let her sit on that whoopie cushion for a while.
Granted I wasn’t the best guy in the world - we dated each other in high school and dated throughout our 20s, through college and after. I was stupid. I wasn’t a real man.
But she still had to hop from one lillypad to another. A golden parachute.