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51 inspired excuses and dodges used by the Clintons over tbe decades to deflect their bad behavior and crimes...

1. I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time.
Ever. These allegations are false.

2. It all depends on what your definition of is, is.

3. Its a vast right wing conspiracy.

4. Its just another thing to throw against the wall to see if it sticks.

5. I dont recall.

6. At this point, what does it matter?

7. We didnt do anything wrong.

8. We didnt know we were doing anything wrong.

9. You cant prove we knew we were doing anything wrong.

10. Theres no evidence of any wrongdoing.

11. There is no controlling legal authority.

12. Thats old news. It’s all been gone over in the last few weeks/ months/ years.

13. I would never do that.

14. Nobody does that

15. Everybody does that.

16. Ah hah hah hahahahaha

17. It was all a mistake/misunderstanding.

18. This is very much like Benghazi. Its just a hit job.

19. They’re just grasping at straws.

20. I havent done the job I should have explaining.

21. Its all a ploy.

22. Im not concerned at all.

23. Its a non event.

24. Its absurd.

25. Its retroactive classification designed to sabotage me.

26. There is no criminal investigation.

27. I can’t recall.

28. Have I ever lied to the American people? I’ve tried not to.

29. I’m not even going to answer that question.

30. Arf, Arf, Arf, Arf

31. There was no classified material on my private server.

32. None of the material on my server was classified at the time.

33. I have not sent or received classified material.

34. No One From the FBI Has “Reached Out” to Me Yet in the Server Investigation.

35. The FBI report is just what I said it was.

36. What I did was allowed. It was allowed by the State Department. The State Department has confirmed that.

37. I think last August I made it clear I’m more than ready to talk to anybody anytime.

38. It was fully above board. Everybody in the government with whom I emailed knew that I was using a personal email.

39. The system we used was set up for President Clinton’s office. And it had numerous safeguards. It was on property guarded by the Secret Service. And there were no security breaches.

40. It’s the same story...it’s not an issue that will affect my campaign or my Presidency.

41. They clarified the rules after I left.

42. We didn’t do anything different from Secretary Powell.

43. “There was no reason I needed to talk to the Inspector General because he could just read the statements I made “in the public arena.”

44. What do you mean wiping the server? With a cloth?

45. I must have Short Circuited.

46. At the end, I chose not to keep my private, personal emails. Emails about planning Chelsea’s wedding or my mother’s funeral arrangements. Condolence notes to friends, as well as yoga routines, family vacations: the other things you typically find in in boxes.”

47. “My emails are so boring. I mean, I’m embarrassed about that - they’re so boring.”

45. “So we’ve already released, I don’t know, 30,000-plus - so what’s a few more?”

47. Colin Powell told me do it

48. “ I cant remember details on points of handling classified information because of a concussion I got.”

49. “I cant recall when I received my security clearance or whether it was carried over from my time in the Senate.”

50. I cant recall any briefing or training by the State Department related to the retention of federal records or the handling of classified information.”

51. ‘I believed that the letter “C” on State Department Emails stood for cookies.

52. “I didn’t know what the ‘(C)’ meant at the beginning of paragraphs... I thought it was referencing paragraphs marked in alphabetical order.”

53. “I’ve overheated, let’s go to Chelsea’s.”