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Honeytrap women ‘hid stolen Rolex watches in their vaginas’
Metro [UK] ^ | 30 Aug 2014

Posted on 08/31/2014 2:19:59 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows

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To: AF_Blue
Did you sew yours so it would stay modestly closed?

Nope, I just left it as issued, and with that, I should do like slings, just clam up.

:-)

41 posted on 08/31/2014 4:11:59 AM PDT by Mark17 (Obama & Nero? Both Emperors. The difference is Nero played a fiddle, while Obama plays a "flute")
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To: Slings and Arrows

Right next to the car keys.


42 posted on 08/31/2014 4:37:53 AM PDT by NonValueAdded ("Kerry, as Obama's plenipotentiary, is a paradox - the physical presence of a geopolitical absence")
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To: Slings and Arrows

They were just putting the Rolexes back in the box — you know, to get a refund.


43 posted on 08/31/2014 4:40:45 AM PDT by Migraine (Diversity is great -- until it happens to YOU.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

LOL. You may have uncovered Obama’s Strategy on dealing with ISIS/ISIL/IS.


44 posted on 08/31/2014 4:48:01 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Stop wishing for a perfect world. You may get it. Who will you talk to then?)
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To: Slings and Arrows

They hid the watches in their EBT maker!


45 posted on 08/31/2014 4:51:07 AM PDT by Dr. Ursus
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To: Slings and Arrows
"Charmella Triggs, Bryanna Warren and Trinity Kennard, both 23,..."

In Newspeak "both" may mean more than two.

46 posted on 08/31/2014 4:57:29 AM PDT by Amagi (Lenin: "Socialized Medicine is the Keystone to the Arch of the Socialist State.")
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To: Slings and Arrows

Sum’pin tells me that the men might deserve losing a Rolex in this case...lol
Talk about Jarrett payback. Would you really want to wear your watch after it had been stuffed like that? High powered steam cleaning required...: )


47 posted on 08/31/2014 5:04:04 AM PDT by jsanders2001
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To: Slings and Arrows

Maybe that’s how women wear their watches there.

“Hey! Charmella! What time is it?”

“It’s time for you to get your own damn Rolex. That’s what time it is. Let me pull out my watch and see. Here’s a mixing bowl. That’s where that cellphone went. Carl? No wonder he never called back.”


48 posted on 08/31/2014 5:10:47 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Darksheare
Thad Cochran, alcohol, a barnyard, and a solar system of regret were involved in the making of this ... event.

Pure poetry, Darks.

49 posted on 08/31/2014 5:11:06 AM PDT by Tax-chick (No power in the 'verse can stop me.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

VERY GUILTY!!!!!!!!


50 posted on 08/31/2014 6:03:30 AM PDT by njslim
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To: Slings and Arrows
"Not even with my worst enemy's Rolex."

Mr. niteowl77

51 posted on 08/31/2014 6:25:30 AM PDT by niteowl77 (The five stages of Progressive persuasion: lecture, nudge, shove, arrest, liquidate.)
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To: njslim

And they said pocket watches were out of style...

Suppose there is a disclaimer for this particular use in the warranty policy...

Maybe the watch slipped just off the “client’s” wrist...

Was it a flexible band that snaps back after being stretched...

New Obamacare IUD (if you like your chronometer, you can keep your chronometer)...


52 posted on 08/31/2014 6:29:04 AM PDT by FirstFlaBn
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To: Slings and Arrows

Give the counseling to the guys who lost their watches.Hiring those whores comes pretty close to a crime against nature.


53 posted on 08/31/2014 6:32:18 AM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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54 posted on 08/31/2014 6:35:48 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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Somehow...someway...these posts must be racist.


55 posted on 08/31/2014 6:52:29 AM PDT by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Not sure what model Rolexes these were but just guessing you’d have to assume they were Twatmasters.


56 posted on 08/31/2014 7:11:16 AM PDT by 762X51
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To: Farmer Dean

You know the problem: G-d gave Man a brain and a penis, but not enough blood to use both at once.


57 posted on 08/31/2014 9:47:29 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Your Daddy Was Drunk and Your Mama Was Lonely" - http://youtu.be/4HYy62qiOwA)
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To: niteowl77

Of course not. What did a Rolex ever do to me?


58 posted on 08/31/2014 9:48:25 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Your Daddy Was Drunk and Your Mama Was Lonely" - http://youtu.be/4HYy62qiOwA)
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To: njslim

> VERY GUILTY!!!!!!!!

Of everything.


59 posted on 08/31/2014 9:48:54 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Your Daddy Was Drunk and Your Mama Was Lonely" - http://youtu.be/4HYy62qiOwA)
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To: blueunicorn6

Celebrate diversity.


60 posted on 08/31/2014 9:49:32 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Your Daddy Was Drunk and Your Mama Was Lonely" - http://youtu.be/4HYy62qiOwA)
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