Priorities:

1) Family
2) Guns
3) Motorcycles
4) Vintage wrist watches
5) Jeeps
6) Sarcasm

Usually in that order, but not always (although Family is always #1).

A tragic story about guns:

In mid-January, 2009, all of my firearms were lost in a tragic boating accident on the deepest part of the Chesapeake Bay. I went out in a shallow draft boat while small-craft advisories were in effect. I should never have gone fishing in such conditions, and I definitely should not have taken my entire gun collection with me. Yes, I know its my own fault, and I take full responsibility, but it still hurts...