I have recently realized I should be classified as a "conspiracy theorist" but many things we now hold as undeniable truths were once "theories" were they not.? I prefer to think of myself as an above-average simian, though I generally loath to group myself within such an angry, miserable, violent race, but you cannot deny DNA I guess. I can only hope this does not mean I am stuck on this stupid rock until I die, and that my ride out of here will arrive shortly. A wise man once said: You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows....